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Quotes added on Monday, March 31 2014


  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. TheFaceless* TheFaceless*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 7:48am UTC
    Every day may not be good, but there's always something good in every day.

  3. TheFaceless* TheFaceless*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 7:49am UTC
    Thanks to Tom and Jerry, I now know how to use every household utensil as a weapon.

  4. TheFaceless* TheFaceless*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 7:50am UTC
    Claiming that someone else's marriage is against your religion is like getting mad at somebody for eating a donut while you're on a diet.

  5. TheFaceless* TheFaceless*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 7:51am UTC
    When I have a problem, I sing. Then I realize that my singing is a lot worse than my problem.

  6. TheFaceless* TheFaceless*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 7:52am UTC
    Life isn't about how popular you are, what girl or boy you're dating or who you know. Life is about always being true to who you are or what you believe in. Never let anyone convince you that their way is better than your way. In the end, all we have is our hearts and our minds. This is the reason that we sing. This is the reason that we cry. This is why we live.-Andy Biersack

  7. TheFaceless* TheFaceless*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 7:53am UTC
    Yet despite the look on my face, you're still talking.

  8. Snowflake2412 Snowflake2412
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 8:05am UTC
    Recently made a tumblr account,
    comment your account names
    and I will follow you :)


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 8:07am UTC
    Dear 20 open internet tabs,
    Which one of you are playing the music?
    Sincerely,
    Frustrated

  11. lilster62 lilster62
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 8:13am UTC
    that moment when you have no friends and, is that just me?


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. justkidding* justkidding*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 8:23am UTC
    the ones that love us never really leave us.


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. ZombiexEater* ZombiexEater*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 8:31am UTC
    I'm that person
    that after a while, everyone gets bored of.

  16. Smile Hope * Smile Hope *
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 8:47am UTC
    Okay, guy in need of a clue. Here’s one. Women send signals. That was a brush off. Before you dip into your shallow pool of wit, let me paint us a picture and save us both the trouble. Here’s your evening. You are going to slink back off to your buddies, laugh this off, get wasted, go home, and make nice with yourself. But don’t be thinking of me because even your fantasy of me isn’t interested in you

  17. Smile Hope * Smile Hope *
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 8:47am UTC
    At this moment there are 6,470,818,671 people in the world. Some are running scared. Some are coming home. Some tell lies to make it through the day. Others are just now facing the truth. Some are evil men, at war with good. And some are good, struggling with evil. Six billion people in the world. Six billion souls. And sometimes — all you need is one.


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. ZombiexEater* ZombiexEater*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 9:23am UTC
    I wish R.I.P meant
    "Return If Possible" <3
    -erikaleexo95


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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