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1. TheFaceless*
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   May 27, 2014 10:43am UTC
   When I was little: *hears ice cream truck* ICE CREAM!Me now: *hears ice cream truck* They're shady men in white vans.
   
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2. TheFaceless*
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   May 13, 2014 9:38pm UTC
   Me: What's a weird song title you know of?Cousin: There's so many. I can't pick one. What's yours?Me: If I had to choose, it would be Sins Of The Lion.Cousin: Well, that makes no sense because a lion eats their kids if they're annoying.
   
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3. TheFaceless*
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   May 13, 2014 9:28pm UTC
   Maybe ok can be our forever. / (~'-')~ ~('-'~) \ Okay.
   
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4. TheFaceless*
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   May 2, 2014 3:37pm UTC
   Me: Your nose is so boopable! Boop! *boops his nose*Brother: Your nose is so shootable!
   
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5. TheFaceless*
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   May 2, 2014 3:36pm UTC
   Love could be poison or the sweetest remedy.Annie by Johnnyswim
   
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6. TheFaceless*
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   May 2, 2014 3:34pm UTC
   Me: Can I ask you a question?3 year old cousin: Yeah.Me: What does a YOU say? *points to him*3 year old cousin: *thinks for 10 minutes* Cold hair.
   
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7. TheFaceless*
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   May 2, 2014 3:33pm UTC
   Brother: Do you want to know how I did it?Me: I'd say no, but you'd tell me anyway.
   
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8. TheFaceless*
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   May 2, 2014 3:32pm UTC
   Live to express, not to impress.
   
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9. TheFaceless*
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   May 2, 2014 3:32pm UTC
   I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most. To laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.-Audrey Hepburn
   
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10. TheFaceless*
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    May 2, 2014 3:31pm UTC
    Keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most of all, keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.-Marilyn Monroe
    
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11. TheFaceless*
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    May 2, 2014 3:30pm UTC
    See that quiet person in class? They have a lot of followers and they're posting stuff about you.
    
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12. TheFaceless*
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    May 2, 2014 3:29pm UTC
    Don't give up because you're losing,You haven't lost-Sleeping With Sirens
    
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13. TheFaceless*
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    April 1, 2014 3:48pm UTC
    Sometimes you gotta fall before you fly.
    
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14. TheFaceless*
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    March 31, 2014 7:53am UTC
    Yet despite the look on my face, you're still talking.
    
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15. TheFaceless*
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    March 31, 2014 7:52am UTC
    Life isn't about how popular you are, what girl or boy you're dating or who you know. Life is about always being true to who you are or what you believe in. Never let anyone convince you that their way is better than your way. In the end, all we have is our hearts and our minds. This is the reason that we sing. This is the reason that we cry. This is why we live.-Andy Biersack
    
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16. TheFaceless*
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    March 31, 2014 7:51am UTC
    When I have a problem, I sing. Then I realize that my singing is a lot worse than my problem.
    
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17. TheFaceless*
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    March 31, 2014 7:50am UTC
    Claiming that someone else's marriage is against your religion is like getting mad at somebody for eating a donut while you're on a diet.
    
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18. TheFaceless*
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    March 31, 2014 7:49am UTC
    Thanks to Tom and Jerry, I now know how to use every household utensil as a weapon.
    
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19. TheFaceless*
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    March 31, 2014 7:48am UTC
    Every day may not be good, but there's always something good in every day.
    
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20. TheFaceless*
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    March 23, 2014 7:49pm UTC
    Thisisme #1:In reality I can be a total grammar police.
    
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