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Quotes added on Saturday, March 15 2014

  1. william12 william12
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 8:20am UTC
    DUDE
    toasters
    are
    like
    tanning
    beds
    for
    bread

  2. Unfortunately Unfortunately
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 8:35am UTC
    I bet it's hard to see me now, I'm right in front of him.
    But if it's hard to see ME, why isn't it hard to see HER?

  3. william12 william12
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 8:43am UTC
    follow your heart but take your brain with you

  4. Unfortunately Unfortunately
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 8:53am UTC
    Once upon a time lived in a small village a little girl. When she grew up, she became beautiful and so so smart and funny and too nice. People never like nice girls. They always want mean people. This girl was everything but a mean person. Because of money, she had to quit her school and go to some other. When she arrived, the first day, at this new school, she made a friend. Later in the same school year, she started loving a boy. This boy was nice, so so nice, that she always smiled when he was talking. But she couldn't talk to him, she was too shy. One day, a girl told her that she was stupid and ugly and a big bytx, just because they liked the same boy. That other girl started telling that everyday. The only one who stood up next to her was her first friend. That boy tried to help as well, but he couldn't because of the bytx. One time, she went all alone to the classroom before the bell rings. Then, the bytx appeared with her friends and they started saying mean things to her. When they left, she started crying. She cried for a long time and the bell didn't ring. Next day, the boy found her, dr0wned in her own tears.
    This, my friends, will happen to me.

  5. angessa angessa
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 8:57am UTC
    ⇒ GO AFTER,
    DREAMS,
    NOT PEOPLE.

  6. william12 william12
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 8:58am UTC
    Life always gives us another chance it's called tomorrow


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. zee1220 zee1220
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 9:11am UTC
    everone right now
    if you have twitter please go follow
    @thesearetweetz
    inspirational quotes, funny pictures, and crazy sh*t just for teen like me

  9. DonggaBieber DonggaBieber
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 9:25am UTC
    Friend: Sunday, is no study day!
    Me: EVERYDAY, is no study day! XD


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. avexoxo16 avexoxo16
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 10:07am UTC
    I hate that feeling when
    You know you were being led on...

  12. Ashbeyou20 Ashbeyou20
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 10:10am UTC
    There`s sometimes a weird benefit to having a alcoholic, violet father. He really motivated me in that i never want to be anything like him.

  13. JadešŸ’•* JadešŸ’•*
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 10:23am UTC
    I think you got it wrong, I'm not the one
    Room 94 - You Got It Wrong


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 10:30am UTC
    ain't love a funny thing?
    { ONE DAY YOU'RE GIVING UP A DREAM & THE NEXT YOU'RE PICKING OUT A RING ♥

  16. silenceofthelambs silenceofthelambs
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 10:47am UTC
    ā¤I think I'm falling asleep but all that means is I'll always be dreaming of youā¤

  17. nicolešŸŒ¹* nicolešŸŒ¹*
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 10:56am UTC
    how do i politely say i dont care at all ok

  18. Chandel Chandel
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 11:01am UTC
    Them: Do you ever think you'll be casted for a movie?
    Me: Yeah
    Them: Really?
    Me: Yes, as a human sacrifice, a tree, a manhole covering,pizza delivery.
    Y'know all the important stuff.
    Them:...........

  19. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 11:02am UTC
    WHAT'S YOUR STORY?

  20. Deianeira* Deianeira*
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 11:05am UTC
    Sometimes I'm terrified of my heart;
    of it's constant hunger for whatever it is it wants.
    The way it starts and the way it stops...
    ~Edgar Allan Poe

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