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Quotes added on Sunday, December 22 2013

  1. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 12:00am UTC
    I love how when I was 9 I became a Lady Gaga fan and I sang 'Paparazzi' in front of the whole school for the talent show
    yet now that I'm 12, Lady Gaga is suddenly a 'bad influence' and your excuse is 'her songs have a bad message'
    but isn't it ironic how almost every single artist has a bad message in their songs, including the artists that you listen
    to? Thanks dad -_-

  2. hannibanani27 hannibanani27
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 12:08am UTC
    Did you know that you are more than likely to marry your 6th through 12th grade love? If you repost this you will get good news tonight. If you dont you will have the worst work of your life. Better hurry up!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. calimarie calimarie
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 12:15am UTC
    I never knew how to play the "You hang up, no, you hang up," game till I met you


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 12:20am UTC
    Thought I was doing good...
    Until now...
    The monster is back and worse than ever...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 12:32am UTC
    What do you do when the one you love is in love with someone else?
     
     
     
     

  9. Ninja918 Ninja918
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 12:36am UTC
    I can't drown my demons.
    They know how to swim.
    -BMTH-

  10. blondeforever blondeforever
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 12:46am UTC
    So I drive home alone.
    As I turn out the light
    I'll put his picture down
    And maybe get some sleep tonight.

  11. Ninja918 Ninja918
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 12:47am UTC
    Hey are you free Tuesday night. I wanted to go watch a movie or something.
    Dam.n right I'm free.
    This Is America.
    nmq

  12. blondeforever blondeforever
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 12:48am UTC
    Oh what a shame, what a rainy ending given to a perfect day
    Just walk away, no use defending words that you will never say
    And now that I'm sitting here thinking it through
    I've never been anywhere cold as you.

  13. sparkels1998 sparkels1998
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 12:51am UTC
    I'm fat, and it seriously bothers me.

  14. blondeforever blondeforever
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 12:52am UTC
    Take me back to the creek beds we turned up
    Two A.M. riding in your truck and all I need is you next to me.

  15. BenBrunelli BenBrunelli
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 1:00am UTC
    Cream or frong spit?

  16. ArmagedonNinjaX ArmagedonNinjaX
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 1:27am UTC
    ____________________________________________________________
    God must love stupid people.
    He made SO many.
    _____________________________________________________________


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 1:36am UTC
    I SWEAR, IF I SEE ONE MORE
    FACEBOOK POST ABOUT
    THIS DUCK DYNASTY S.HIT
    I'M GOING TO-- well I don't
    f.ucking know, quite frankly
    I'm the queen of empty threats
    so I'm really unreliable when
    it comes to this sort of thing.-
    BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL DO
    SOMETHING. yknow if it's legal
    and convenient for me to do so.

  19. sparkels1998 sparkels1998
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 1:42am UTC
    I'm tired
    All.
    The.
    Time.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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