Quotes added on Thursday, December 12 2013

gabriellerose
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 5:55am UTC

You know I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey.
But I turned myself around.

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awesomejapneet*
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 6:02am UTC

People will hate you, rate you, shake you, and break you. But how strong you stand is what makes you..

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sleepy*
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 6:03am UTC

One day, you’re 17 and you’re planning for someday.
And then quietly, without you ever really noticing, someday is today.
And then someday is yesterday.
And this is your life.

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Night_stuck*
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 6:25am UTC

i will love you,
Unconditionally

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potatoesforlife
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 6:30am UTC

"oh he’s really good looking"
“he has a girlfriend you know”
YEAH I SAID HE’S GOOD LOOKING DIDN'T SAY I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK.

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potatoesforlife
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 6:32am UTC

''She won’t talk to me until I get my sh/t together."
“Who’s she?”
“Every man has a She.”

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potatoesforlife
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 6:36am UTC

Me: what's your wifi code?
Them: oh I don't know it's a bunch of numbers
Me: oh.. you're one of those houses

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Kaleidoscope Eyed*
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 6:47am UTC

Love me forever

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Viintagebarbiie
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 6:52am UTC

Dear witty,
Why Do I feel so sick to my stomach?
Oh I know why, My boyfriend Pretty much implied Im using him till I find something better, Which Isnt true!
Sometimes I believed it would be easier if I just walked out of this earth.
No.Not.Suicidal.
Just over it.

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Picturesque Wonderland.*
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 7:17am UTC

My perfect day:
- Home alone
- Raining outside
- Cuddled up in bed
- My laptop by my side
- Loads of food
- Good music

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dreamer*
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 8:30am UTC

parents: you spend too much time on the computer, it's like you're addicted.
me: fine..can I go out?
parents: no

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 9:19am UTC

The Boston Tea Party
England: In all my years I have never met ANYONE that defied me so!
England: No, I will not let you leave this house!
England: I can't believe you would try to do that to this household!
England: America what are you doing?
England: YOUNG MAN.
England: YOU PUT THAT TEA DOWN RIGHT NOW!
England: DON'T YOU DARE THROW THAT TEA IN THE HARBOR!
England: YOU LITTLE-! COME HERE.
France: Your fighting is tearing this family apart!!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Phishy
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 9:46am UTC

Just a friendly reminder
that we're all human

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Summer_Haze_*
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 9:55am UTC

the one thing that I regret the most was saying goodbye to you.

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KenzieeLovesBands
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 9:56am UTC

"If your love is just a dream, don’t wake me up
It’s hard enough to face the world alone."

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Carly_Elaine
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 9:59am UTC

Be who you are, cause everyone else is already taken <3

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*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 10:06am UTC

dear teachers,
please do not take it personally when students yawn in class.
we suffer from inadequate sleep and the difficult decision of
whether to stay up late or get extra sleep.
sincerely,
misunderstood student

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scarsXtearXmeXopen
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 10:08am UTC

this is it my last goodbye
please darling don't you cry
ill see you soon
someday i promise
i wish it was better off then this
i could've told you this was coming
when you saw the look in my eyes
i promised you sweetie i wouldn't
say goodbye but darling this is
my last goodbye

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scarsXtearXmeXopen
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 10:14am UTC

i couldnt tell you if this was real or not... i couldnt say i was a lie and not there... i t believe that what we had is dead... i couldve tried harder... i couldve been there... i guess everything happens for a good reason... a thousand miles or not i will love you till were one mile close...

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