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Quotes added on Wednesday, November 6 2013

  1. lyricsparadise lyricsparadise
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 12:54am UTC
    If you wanna call me, call me, call me.
    You don’t have to worry ‘bout it baby.
    You can wake me up in the dead of the night;
    Wreck my plans, baby that’s alright.
    This is a drop everything kind of thing.
    Swing on by I'll pour you a drink.
    The door’s unlocked. I’ll leave on the lights
    Baby you can crash my party anytime.

  2. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 12:58am UTC
    ii'll give you something to cry about
    show some skin, and would be caché
    how could you let this get to
    desperate measures now?

  3. lyricsparadise lyricsparadise
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 1:02am UTC
    If you only knew
    I'm hanging by a thread
    The web I spin for you
    If you only knew
    I'd sacrifice my beating
    Heart before I'd lose you
    I still hold onto the letters
    You returned
    I swear I've lived and learned

  4. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 1:03am UTC
    Pain may create misery,Pain may give you Sorrow.It may trouble you Today but will be gone Tomorrow.Pain has its ways;it comes but never stays.-RVM

  5. lyricsparadise lyricsparadise
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 1:05am UTC
    You made me hate my own reflectionQuestion every choice I makeSo I could try to be perfectBut I will try to be fakeSo forgive me ���cause I really could care less thatThis world has changed me

  6. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 1:08am UTC
    FOR A FIRST EFFORT,
    THIS FEELS KINDA LAST DITCH
    i guess this just
    Got kinda drastic
    trust us
    you just fell
    {OFF THE BUS, BABY}

  7. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 1:11am UTC
    What I have learned today is;
    if you want to keep two teenage
    girls with sequin UGGS and bedazzled
    starbucks cups busy, put them in the
    Christmas section in Walmart, and tell
    them to find the Christmas section.
    They'll literally lap the store 6 times before
    they give up and go stand in-line at the self-
    checkout waiting for a cashier to come
    checkout the items they found during
    all the laps they did.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 1:15am UTC
    it started with
    A HAND GUN LOADED WITH EXCUSES.

  11. * .  ~ serena ~ . * * . ~ serena ~ . *
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 1:16am UTC
    I HAVE A HEADACHE.
    VOLDEMORT MUST BE CLOSE.

  12. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 1:23am UTC
    If you fall I'll be there for you ~Floor

  13. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 1:26am UTC
    💛💙💜💚
    i started faking
    it and then we started breaking it
    all the peices used to fit.
    Format by Breeze

  14. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 1:27am UTC
    Don't put the key to youre happiness
    in somone elses pocket.

  15. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 1:29am UTC
    i f×cking hate the world.
    i f×cking hate myself.
    i swore i'd never f×cking
    feel like this.

  16. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 1:34am UTC
    Boy: Your an idiot
    Me: And your not?

  17. * .  ~ serena ~ . * * . ~ serena ~ . *
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 1:35am UTC
    Steve, I like the new thingy when you hover over witty :'3

  18. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 1:37am UTC
    Sister: Is that a sour strap?
    Me: NO! Its unicorn bacon !!^w^

  19. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 1:40am UTC
    Witty: Write Something Clever!
    Me: Okay
    me

  20. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 1:43am UTC
    Im going to have the most accurate watch in the world.
    Me: Draws a watch on my wrist*
    Person: Hey, do you know what the time is?
    Me: Looks at my watch, It is Now.

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