Quotes added on Sunday, October 13 2013

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DrOctopus
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October 13, 2013 4:14am UTC

"When i grow up im going to be famous, have a big house, live in Hollywood, have lots of money and marry Leonardo Dicaprio!"
Some Years Later..
"Next!..... Welcome to McDonald..... Can i take your order?"

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noortycool999
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October 13, 2013 4:14am UTC

Some girl: Hi
Me: hi
The girl: name?
Me: huh?
The girl: my nae is sue
Me: nae?
The girl: yes nae is sue
Me: sorry I don’t speak English
Me: *close the laptop goes to bed*

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breezy_mac
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October 13, 2013 4:45am UTC

The selfie with your t1ts hanging out of your shirt
and the inspirational quote as your caption really
made me want to turn my life around

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Dudu*
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October 13, 2013 4:48am UTC

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-Glowsticks
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Summer_Haze_*
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October 13, 2013 4:56am UTC

I wonder if I ever cross your mind
Because you overcloud my thoughts[x.]

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breezy_mac
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October 13, 2013 5:00am UTC

I want your hot love and emotion endlessly
I can't get over you, you left your mark on me

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breezy_mac
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October 13, 2013 5:04am UTC

WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?

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dunner*
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October 13, 2013 5:09am UTC

I remember in the 7th grade we were having class and this guy was pointing a laser at a girls eye. She had multiple eye surgeries so her eyes were extremely sensitive so she asked him to stop a few times. Her 4'9 best friend starts getting angry and yells at him to stop. He refuses.
Then out of nowhere the best friend runs, grabs him by the collar of his shirt, drags him to the ground, and starts beating the crap out of him.
That folks is friendship.

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dunner*
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October 13, 2013 5:14am UTC

One time during lunch I was sitting with my friends. Everyone's talking and then you hear spoons and containers clang on the floor. Then there is complete silence for 30 seconds.
Then out of the silence you here my guy friend go,
CLUMSY SON OF A B-!
Me and a friend tried so hard not to laugh..

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Meilody*
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October 13, 2013 6:19am UTC

If killing wasn't illegal, will the world be a better place?

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Ofwgkta*
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October 13, 2013 6:46am UTC

I approached a kid
and asked "What is love?"
the kid answered "Love is when a puppy licks your face"
I laughed, but then he added "even after you left him ALONE all day."

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Everybodydotheflop
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October 13, 2013 6:52am UTC

Me: *first time listening to Panic! At The Disco's new stuff* ugh I really don't like this I prefer their old music
Me: *second time listening to their new stuff* meh I suppose this isn't too bad
Me now: CRAWLING OUT THE BACK DOOR DIDN'T LEAVE A MARK NO ONE KNOWS ITS YOU MISS JACKSON FOUND ANOTHER VICTIM BUT NO ONE'S GONNA FIND MISS JACKSON

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rebecccca
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October 13, 2013 6:55am UTC

Escape ☯

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WantingTheEnd
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October 13, 2013 7:00am UTC

So, last night was awkward...
I get drunk at a club and a 34 year old woman gives me a shot, licks the whipped cream off my lips and shoves her tongue down my throat in front of my entire family.

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Meilody*
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October 13, 2013 7:01am UTC

♥It's better to be alone than to be with someone you're not happy with.♥

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Meilody*
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October 13, 2013 7:05am UTC

If I could tell you onething,
I      G U E S S
   I T W O U L D
B E
   T H A T     I    L O V E
   H E A R I N G
your voice and that your smile just happens  to brighten
my entire day.

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