Quotes added on Saturday, October 5 2013

Shelley♥*
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October 5, 2013 8:30am UTC

Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because it was the chickens' day off.

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Shelley♥*
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October 5, 2013 8:32am UTC

Admit it
Your saying you will laugh at it someday
but you're still really secretly embarrased about it

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bonbon
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October 5, 2013 8:37am UTC

the night is young

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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dolph*
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October 5, 2013 8:40am UTC

actually a real fan isn't someone who's "been there since the start"
it's someone who will be there 'til the end

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IKnewYouWereTrouble
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October 5, 2013 8:42am UTC

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "Your friend is really hot."

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bonbon
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October 5, 2013 8:44am UTC

if you say i'll never reach the moon
i'll send you a postcard soon
bonbon's format

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Shelley♥*
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October 5, 2013 8:44am UTC

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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Shelley♥*
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October 5, 2013 8:47am UTC

Some people are like slinkies- good for nothing,
but can help but make you smile when they tumble down the stairs.

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dolph*
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October 5, 2013 8:47am UTC

"Sometimes you fall in love with people, not genders"

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Shelley♥*
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October 5, 2013 8:49am UTC

Today you are you. You are truer than true. Nobody else alive is youer than youl.
-Dr Suess

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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 8:50am UTC

the awkward moment when you don't know the answer but you still risk it and raise your hand
because you don't want to dishonor and bring shame to your family.

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Shelley♥*
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October 5, 2013 8:52am UTC

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. You're the guy who decides where to go.
-Dr Suess

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ImAddictedToLifeMkai
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 8:52am UTC

format by my bae ethanol
Do you have a bandaid?
because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

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magieamanda
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 8:55am UTC

♥I LOVE ANİMES♥

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soccer_41
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October 5, 2013 8:57am UTC

That awkward moment when someone says "you an him would be so cute together!" and i'm just like, "I'm working on it..."

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 8:59am UTC

Heart is so innocent,except you, nothing it can see,It keeps saying, you're into meheart makes us happyheart gives us pain tooI couldn't control itso I fell in love with you

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 9:04am UTC

And it's true we are immune
When fact is fiction and TV reality
And today the millions cry
We eat and drink while tomorrow they die.

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enginesGoBOOM*
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October 5, 2013 9:12am UTC

I guess I'm just scared, really.
This is the first time someone
Geniunely cares for me.
And I don't know how to react.

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MySecretReality
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 9:17am UTC

Wendy we can get away
I promise if you’re with me,
say the word and we’ll find a way
I can be your lost boy, your last chance
Your "everything better" plan
Oh, somewhere in Neverland

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