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Quotes added on Wednesday, September 18 2013

  1. Rapha Rapha
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 12:02am UTC
    FTT#2
    My two Korean friends: 안녕히 주무셨어요? 안녕하세요?
    : 잘 지내셨어요?
    :네. 잘 지냈어요.
    :잘 지냈어요
    Me: (ノಥ益ಥ)ノ ┻━┻

  2. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 12:02am UTC
    Cross out the things you've done
    Graduated high school.
    Smoked a cigarette
    Got so drunk you passed out.
    Rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid.
    Gone to a rock concert.
    Helped someone
    Gone fishing.
    Watched four movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time without sleep.
    Lied to someone.
    Snorted cocaine.
    Failed a class.
    Smoked weed. (if parents see this i didn't!)
    Dealt drugs.
    Been in a car accident.
    Been in a tornado.
    Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
    Watched someone die.
    Been to a funeral.
    Burned yourself.(on accident)
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep.
    Spent over $200 in one day.
    Flown on a plane.
    Cheated on someone.
    Been cheated on.
    Written a 10 page letter.
    Gone skiing.
    Been sailing.
    Cut yourself on accident.
    ...On purpose.
    Had a best friend.
    Lost someone you loved.
    Shoplifted something.
    Been to jail.
    Dangerously close to being in jail.
    Skipped school
    Had detention.
    Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
    Stolen books from the library.
    Gone to a different country.
    Dropped out of school.
    Been in a mental hospital.
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
    Had an online diary.
    Fired a gun.
    Had a yard sale.
    Had a lemonade stand.
    Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
    Been in a school play.
    Been fired from a job.
    Taken a lie detector test.
    Swam with dolphins.
    Gone to sea world.
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
    Written poetry.
    Read more than 20 books a year.
    Gone to Europe.
    Loved someone you can't have.
    Used a coloring book over age 12.
    Had surgery.
    Had stitches.
    Taken a taxi.
    Seen the Washington Monument.
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
    Overdosed.
    Had a drug or alcohol problem.
    Been in a fist fight.
    Suffered any form of abuse.
    Gone surfing in California.
    Had a hamster.
    Pet a wild animal.
    Used a credit card.
    Did “spirit day” at school.
    Dyed your hair.
    Got a temperary tattoo.
    Had something pierced.
    Got straight A’s.
    Been on the Honor Roll.
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS
    Drank alcohol
    Cried when someone died
    Felt someone up/ got felt up
    Been cheated on by a bf/gf
    Kissed somebody
    Went farther than kissing somebody
    Been in love
    Been heartbroken
    Missed your ex bf/gf

  3. thumperswife thumperswife
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 12:06am UTC
    Make love not war

  4. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 12:08am UTC
    Whats wrong with just being you ?

  5. thumperswife thumperswife
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 12:09am UTC
    Make love not war


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  7. cupcakes21 cupcakes21
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 12:13am UTC
    What would your perfect world be like?

  8. Lane * Lane *
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 12:15am UTC
    I've cried one to many tears for you. I don't know why i keep wanting to come back to you. All you ever did was tell me how worthless I am and how selfish I am. I'm not worthless, and I'm not selfish. Who are you to tell me what I am or not? I trusted you but you just stabbed me in the back, this is why I have trust issues and never want to talk to anyone. I let you hold my heart and you tore it to pieces you threw it down, shattered it. Guess what that heart belonged to me and I'm also torn down and shattered. How will I ever learn to love again?

  9. lasthope lasthope
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 12:20am UTC
    i am in love with you
    (or least i thought i was)
    the pain i felt
    when the reality
    of how much love i felt
    for our memories
    that were filled with love
    hit me like a truck
    i realized one night
    as i rolled over
    in my now-and-still
    empty bed
    i was trying to bind you
    right into the seams
    of a book in which
    you had written for me
    fairytales cannot by true
    especially when you
    were my prince
    and you didn't come back
    i tried to hold you tight
    when i learned that
    i love you, but only for
    the stories you had written
    for me to remember
    mhz

  10. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 12:25am UTC
    Cross out the things you've done
    Graduated high school.
    Smoked a cigarette
    Got so drunk you passed out.
    Rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid.
    Gone to a rock concert.
    Helped someone
    Gone fishing.
    Watched four movies in one night
    Gone long periods of time without sleep.
    Lied to someone.
    Snorted cocaine.
    Failed a class.
    Smoked weed. (if parents see this i didn't!)
    Dealt drugs.
    Been in a car accident.
    Been in a tornado.
    Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid). Watched someone die.
    Been to a funeral.
    Burned yourself.(on accident)
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep.
    Spent over $200 in one day.
    Flown on a plane.
    Cheated on someone.
    Been cheated on.
    Written a 10 page letter.
    Gone skiing.
    Been sailing.
    Cut yourself on accident.
    ...On purpose.
    Had a best friend.
    Lost someone you loved.
    Shoplifted something.
    Been to jail.
    Dangerously close to being in jail.
    Skipped school
    Had detention.
    Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
    Stolen books from the library.
    Gone to a different country.
    Dropped out of school.
    Been in a mental hospital.
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
    Had an online diary.
    Fired a gun.
    Had a yard sale.
    Had a lemonade stand.
    Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
    Been in a school play.
    Been fired from a job.
    Taken a lie detector test.
    Swam with dolphins.
    Gone to sea world.
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
    Written poetry.
    Read more than 20 books a year.
    Gone to Europe.
    Loved someone you can't have.
    Used a coloring book over age 12.
    Had surgery.
    Had stitches.
    Taken a taxi.
    Seen the Washington Monument.
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
    Overdosed.
    Had a drug or alcohol problem.
    Been in a fist fight.
    Suffered any form of abuse.
    Gone surfing in California.
    Had a hamster
    Pet a wild animal.
    Used a credit card.
    Did “spirit day” at school.
    Dyed your hair.
    Got a temperary tattoo.
    Had something pierced.
    Got straight A’s.
    Been on the Honor Roll.
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS
    Drank alcohol
    Cried when someone died
    Felt someone up/ got felt up
    Been cheated on by a bf/gf
    Kissed somebody
    Went farther than kissing somebody
    Been in love
    Been heartbroken
    Missed your ex bf/gf
    I feel kinda like a bad kid now...

  11. CityOfConspiracy CityOfConspiracy
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 12:36am UTC
    I love you.
    -Him

  12. Lifehappens Lifehappens
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 12:40am UTC
    I don't think a guy will ever understand a girls crush it doesn't matter if you're a touchy feely guy when a girl likes you they think about you nonstop all day and you're the only one on their mind, they stalk your Facebook,they have pics of you on their walls that they kiss goodnight. They text you a good morning that you almost never reply to. Wait is that only me??!??!


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  15. MusicGeek015 MusicGeek015
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 12:47am UTC
    Somewhere in the stands is a little girl who wants to be just like you, Don't let her down

  16. * Sabaism * * Sabaism * happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 12:50am UTC
    So like
    How can a guy
    Live with kissing a girl one day,
    Telling her about all the girls he likes the next
    Not including her as one of them,
    Then telling her he loves her the next day
    And on the fourth day
    Asking another girl out
    Right in front of her
    I'm sorry
    I know I don't rant and be all serious often
    But this like just happened to my friend
    I guess I'm just confused
    How can a human so be heartless, y'know?
    Like this girl
    She loved him
    She still does love him
    And all he could do was play with her.
    Like not many things upset me
    But right now
    I am royally pis.sed.
    What was running through his head when he did this
    What the hell made him think it was a good idea?
    And honestly,
    I don't blame girls for being scared of dating boys
    I'd be scared too
    Like seriously
    What the actual hell is wrong with him?

  17. CityOfConspiracy CityOfConspiracy
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 12:50am UTC
    Memories of your poetry and drinking your cheap wine.

  18. headupxxfeetdownlow headupxxfeetdownlow
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 1:28am UTC
    I. LOVE. YOU. TO. PLUTO. AND. BACK
    [[but even that isn't far enough to compare how much i love you]]

  19. 5teenagedirtbags 5teenagedirtbags
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 1:34am UTC
    *accidentally loves bandmember
    more than own friends and family*

  20. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 1:38am UTC
    stop making people feel bad for
    liking things that make them happy

:)

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