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Quotes added on Friday, September 13 2013

  1. jojo11 jojo11
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 10:49am UTC
    Are you a beaver?? Cuz dam'

  2. insydneous insydneous
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 10:49am UTC
    the creds: Ethanol k
    “If you can't take a joke bye

  3. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 10:50am UTC
    Youtube videos,
    with an advert at the start.
    No just no.

  4. jojo11 jojo11
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 10:51am UTC
    Homework
    Homewor
    Homewo
    Homew
    Home
    Hom
    Ho
    How
    How a
    How ab
    How abo
    How abou
    How about
    How about n
    How about no!

  5. insydneous insydneous
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 10:51am UTC
    the creds: Ethanol k

    I said I got stung by a jellyfish and someone said "that's what you get for being ugly" thanks.

  6. jojo11 jojo11
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 10:53am UTC
    How happy are people who save 15% or more on car insurance???
    I'd say happier than a camel on Hump day!!!
    HUMP DAY!!!


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  8. insydneous insydneous
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 10:55am UTC
    “ It's reall annoying how all the sudden you think you're too good for everyone

  9. jojo11 jojo11
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 10:56am UTC
    I did'nt trip.... I was just checking gravity...XP

  10. tictaclistoriene tictaclistoriene
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 10:56am UTC
    i heard ths and i wanted to show this to everyone.
    dont make me snap my fingers in a Z formation, hip rotation elbow elbow wrists, wrists come on now you got the jist.

  11. fortheluv_ofpizza fortheluv_ofpizza
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 11:01am UTC
    Today it hit me. I'll never be one of their girls.
    They'll never hold me tight.
    Be there when i'll need them.
    Never kiss me goodnight.
    Never call me beautiful except while singing
    They'll never be waiting at the end of the aisle waiting for me in a suit.
    I'll never take their breath away when they see me.
    We will never fall asleep in each others arms.
    I always thought with that I had the smallest bit of luck that i would once be theirs and only theirs,
    But no, i wont.

  12. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 11:01am UTC
    If my feet were happy,
    Would they call me
    Happy Feet?♥

  13. jessylynn143 jessylynn143
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 11:02am UTC
    Cross out the things you've done
    Graduated high school.
    Smoked a cigarette
    Got so drunk you passed out.
    Rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid.
    Gone to a rock concert.
    Helped someone
    Gone fishing.
    Watched four movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time without sleep.
    Lied to someone.
    Snorted cocaine.
    Failed a class.
    Smoked weed.
    Dealt drugs.
    Been in a car accident.
    Been in a tornado.
    Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
    Watched someone die.
    Been to a funeral.
    Burned yourself.
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep.
    Spent over $200 in one day.
    Flown on a plane.
    Cheated on someone.
    Been cheated on.
    Written a 10 page letter.
    Gone skiing.
    Been sailing.
    Cut yourself on accident.
    ...on purpose
    Had a best friend.
    Lost someone you loved.
    Shoplifted something.
    Been to jail.
    Dangerously close to being in jail.
    Skipped school
    Had detention.
    Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
    Stolen books from the library.
    Gone to a different country.
    Dropped out of school.
    Been in a mental hospital.
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
    Had an online diary.
    Fired a gun.
    Had a yard sale.
    Had a lemonade stand.
    Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
    Been in a school play.
    Been fired from a job.
    Taken a lie detector test.
    Swam with dolphins.
    Gone to sea world.
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
    Written poetry.
    Read more than 20 books a year.
    Gone to Europe.
    Loved someone you can't have.
    Used a coloring book over age 12.
    Had surgery.
    Had stitches
    Taken a taxi.
    Seen the Washington Monument.
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
    Overdosed.
    Had a drug or alcohol problem.
    Been in a fist fight.
    Suffered any form of abuse.
    Gone surfing in California.
    Had a hamster.
    Pet a wild animal.
    Used a credit card.
    Did “spirit day” at school.
    Dyed your hair.
    Got a tattoo.
    Had something pierced.
    Got straight A’s.
    Been on the Honor Roll.
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS
    Drank alcohol
    cried when someone died
    felt someone up/ got felt up
    been cheated on by a bf/gf
    kissed somebody
    went farther then kissing somebody
    been in love
    been heartbroken
    missed your ex bf/gf
    ....This has made me realize how bad of a person I actualy am......


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  15. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 11:10am UTC
    Who said I can't use emoticons in the middle
    of my sentences? I will do what I like thankyou
    very much. #Rebel.

  16. LifeIsDeeperThanScars LifeIsDeeperThanScars
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 11:13am UTC
    I like guys who wear sweaters to school, they remind me of anime charecters.

  17. Felicity13Wallace Felicity13Wallace
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 11:13am UTC
    When he says
    "She's my girl."

  18. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 11:17am UTC
    I feel so damn awkward when I have to repeat
    myself about three times, for someone to hear
    something that I said. Which happens to be totally
    irrelevent.

  19. The Chosen One* The Chosen One*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 11:18am UTC
    They should totally have a
    "who's the biggest b.tch" ccompetition
    I'd win<3

  20. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 11:19am UTC
    Girl: Are you my mother or something?
    Me: Girl, I wouldn't give birth to
    *Que sassy look and eyes look up and down* That.

:)

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