Quotes added on Saturday, August 24 2013

kby246
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August 24, 2013 12:36am UTC

My feelings are tangled

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Chelsea_Loves_You
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August 24, 2013 12:38am UTC

OUR PHONES FALL, WE PANIC.
Our friends fall, we laugh.

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Heartless17*
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August 24, 2013 12:39am UTC

BOY SURVEY
What color is his hair?: dark brown
Cute smile: yesh
Braces: nope
Glasses: nope
Abs: yesh, but not visible
Height: probably like 6 foot or a little shorter
How did you meet him: School. He dated one of my friends last year and he's one of my best friends cousins'.
How long have you known him: 2 years
Does he play any sports: nope
Can he play the guitar: I think...
What about any other music instrument: don't think so
Do you guys ever text:lol i got no phone at the moment....
Describe something he would wear on a typical day: A band t-shirt, probably Black Veil Brides, black jeans, a sweater and big sneakers, like skater sneakers, cuz he is a skater...
What's your favorite thing you've seen him wear: Eeverything
Least favorite thing: .... Probably that he smokes pot, but I don't mind it much, cuz when my best friend (his cousin does it I don't get mad, cuz I love her too much, so ya. As long as it doesnt affect him that much I don't mind it. And as long as his grades are still good.)
Do your friends know that you like him:DUH! lol my best friend told me to say yes when I told her he asked me out. and I kidnapped his sweater ^-^
Do your parents know him?: Kinda... my mom saw him at dinner tonight cuz we went to wendy's and he works there and he was working tonight... he's so cute in his uniform! :)
Do you think they would like him if you were dating him?:If they knew he smoked hell no!!! but they don't, and they don't need to know....
Do you know him properly?: lol dude, it's a person not an assignment!
Have you met his parents: no...
What would you do if he saw your witty: .-. omg... die of laughter, cuz he'd know this was about him, and he'd laugh at me and he'd like pick on me about it.... lol in a nice playful way of course! He's a good guy. He freaked out today cuz he thought someone hit me. It was the water bottle in my bag, it hit something in it and he freaked out.
nmf

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capsized*
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August 24, 2013 12:40am UTC

Some girls would be so pretty if they'd just wax their damn eyebrows!

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RoseNightshade1799
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August 24, 2013 12:47am UTC

I literally just saw a book titled The Llama of Death at the library today.
The Llama of Death.
I mean what even

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xXjustapersonXx
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August 24, 2013 12:51am UTC

I am sick of always being forgotten.

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Real_Girl
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August 24, 2013 12:59am UTC

when making them happy is at the top of your list, thats love.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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BlackRoses *
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August 24, 2013 1:10am UTC

And one day your name just didn´t make me smile anymore and my name made you cry

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Heartless17*
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August 24, 2013 1:11am UTC

Trying to eat
FROZEN ICE CREAM
With...
A BROKEN PLASTIC SPOON......
FML
nmf

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tripindicular-tiana*
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August 24, 2013 1:12am UTC

Baby, you a song
You make me wanna roll my windows d o w n
and CRUISE...

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taytay8056
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 1:18am UTC

Me: Someone said you look like a barn owl.
My boyfriend: Who?
Me:
My bf:
Me:
My bf: God damm*t...

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* Sabaism *

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August 24, 2013 1:19am UTC

I hope you burn in hell
With the rest of your lame comebacks
And stupid insults
Idiot.

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*mysterious.mah*
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August 24, 2013 1:19am UTC

People who get lice have the cleanest hair, people who don't have dirty hair, scientifically proven.

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
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August 24, 2013 1:20am UTC

I'm falling in love, and I just want someone to tell about it.

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Victoria13
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August 24, 2013 1:21am UTC

The worst thing you can do is lie to someone's face.

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*mysterious.mah*
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August 24, 2013 1:21am UTC

If you want me to list you're name on the next quote, write your name.

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HeyitsCarine
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August 24, 2013 1:29am UTC

She turned her can'ts into cans and her dreams into plans.

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theqzero
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August 24, 2013 1:31am UTC

"A flower doesn't know it's beautiful because it doesn't have eyes, you don't know your beautiful, because you haven't opened yours yet."

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BlackButterflies
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August 24, 2013 1:32am UTC

the fastest land mammal is me when i see someone i don't like from school at the mall

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