Quotes added on Thursday, August 8 2013

dandelions
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August 8, 2013 12:03am UTC

When I get mad at my mom
I buy a ton of songs on iTunes using her credit card

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LifeIsDeeperThanScars
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 12:04am UTC

Hey baby I HAD to mention, if you were a star you'd be the one I'm searching for.

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Victoria13
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 12:04am UTC

Beauty comes in every shape and size, shade and color, heart and soul...

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bedoorii7
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 12:04am UTC

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NO SMILE IS
More Beautiful
THAN THE ONE THAT
Struggels through the tears
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BlackRoses *
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August 8, 2013 12:06am UTC

What's wrong with encouraging the rejection of religion, if the activities and actions of the religion are so intolerable, irrational and abusive of human rights that deserve to be rejected?
Rowan Atkinson
“Mr. Bean”

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yessi
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 12:09am UTC

I don't really fit into any group.
nmq but true

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StephanieCollado
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 12:09am UTC

That awkward moment...
When its your birthday and everyone is singing happy birthday to you
and you just stand there, clueless of what to do...

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bedoorii7
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 12:10am UTC

Taylor Swift
Do you remember we were sitting there by the water.
You put your arm around me for the first time.
You made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter.
You are the best thing that's ever been mine...
Cause I don't know how itr gets better than this
You take my hand and drive me headfirst, fearless
And I don't know why, but with you I'd dance,
In a storm in my best dress, fearless...
Someday I'll be living in a bigger city
And all you're ever gonna be is mean
Someday i'll be big enough so you can't hit me,
And all your ever gonna be is mean.
Why You Gotta Be So Mean?
Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone.
I've been waiting, all that's left to do is run.
You'll be the prince and I'll be a princess.
It's a love story, Baby just say yes!

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Victoria13
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August 8, 2013 12:10am UTC

Anybody want a nice pick-me-up paragraph posted on their profile? If I don't get to yours tonight, I will tomorrow.

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conconchoco910
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 12:12am UTC

Summer To-Do List
-Invent a new snack food
-Break the world record for staying asleep the longest
-Jump off a waterfall
-Summon penguins from Antartica to live in my freezer
-Waterski across the Pacific Ocean
-Zipline across a tropical rainforest
-Dig a tunnel across the beach
i've only attempted the second one :D

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StephanieCollado
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 12:12am UTC

Girl: Dad, I'm a lesbian
Sister: Me too Dad.
Dad: Does anyone in here like guys!?!?
Son: I do!
Dad: -_-

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 12:13am UTC

My grandma thought
an iPad was
a
feminime product
and
gave me the funniest face when I asked
for one.
xD

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seafoam*
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 12:14am UTC

Sister: Oh my gosh, Kim Stoppable is on TV!.
Kim Stoppable.
Kim Stoppable.
Kim Stoppable.
KIM STOPPABLE.
Did she just- did she really just-

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StephanieCollado
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 12:14am UTC

I don't just sing in the shower...
I preform

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BlackRoses *
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August 8, 2013 12:15am UTC

Liebe muss nicht perfekt sein, müssen Sie nur real sein
El amor no necesita ser perfecto solamente necesita ser real
The love doesn´t need to be perfect, it only needs to be real
How many languages I have to use for you to understand!

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StephanieCollado
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 12:16am UTC

"Rawr" does not mean 'I love you' in dinosaur.
Have you seen Jurassic Park?
That means " I'm gonna f/cking eat you."

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missfluffers26
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 12:17am UTC

Can School just Go Away Forever?
And Ever.
AND EVER.
Yeah Thanks.

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StephanieCollado
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 12:18am UTC

Let's all just take a moment...
And be thankfull that spiders don't fly

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angelgirl
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 12:19am UTC

We're best friends
That's how this works
We can still grow up
That's how I know it will last
We encourage and support each other
That's how I know it will get better
I didn't choose to make it happen
God did
That's how I know it's right

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StephanieCollado
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 12:21am UTC

Math Problems:
If Jim has 50 chocolate bars and eats 45, what does he have?
Normal answer: 5 chocolate bars
My answer:... Diabetes. Jim has diabetes

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