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Quotes added on Tuesday, June 4 2013

  1. superstar9811 superstar9811
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 1:12am UTC
    You're the internet addicted teenager to my laptop. c:

  2. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 1:13am UTC
    THESE FOUR WORDS DON'T COME EASY:
    i dont love you.

  3. T0ri4nn T0ri4nn
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 1:17am UTC
    I go to seek a Great Perhaps -J.G

  4. karsonblake karsonblake happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 1:18am UTC
    Sorry, I can't today.
    My sister's friend's father's grandparent's
    brother's sister's grandson's uncle's pet
    rock died.
    And yes, it was very tragic.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. T0ri4nn T0ri4nn
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 1:21am UTC
    That didnt happen of course.
    Things never happened like i imagined them.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. nightfelics171321 nightfelics171321
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 1:26am UTC
    That moment when.......
    Your reading a book and there is a typo!

  10. br0kendreams br0kendreams
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 1:26am UTC
    i meant to say that i needed help,
    but not a word was spoken,
    for there's no beauty in breakdown,
    when it hurts to be this broken.
    ~e.h

  11. br0kendreams br0kendreams
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 1:32am UTC
    you said "goodnight,"
    and i said "goodbye,"
    and you didn't
    even realize
    what i meant.
    (oh well).


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  13. br0kendreams br0kendreams
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 1:34am UTC
    finding out that one of your friends
    self-harms,
    or is depressed,
    or wants to die,
    is the worst feeling.
    ever.

  14. nightfelics171321 nightfelics171321
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 1:35am UTC
    I have a dyslexic math teacher.
    Ya...... It funny!
    XD

  15. burning* burning*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 1:36am UTC
    He is so confusing..
    The things he says makes
    Me believe that he really does
    Like me, And then some of the other
    things he says makes me believe that, I am
    just a girl who NEVER crosses his mind.<3

  16. BringLaurenTheHorizon BringLaurenTheHorizon
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 1:38am UTC
    Me: *scrolling through my Pheed home*
    Andiver Clyde: So when exactly is this Pheed prom people are talking about. I need to get ready to pop cherries. Lol jk
    Andiver Clyde: Hit me up if you pop cherries bc interested. Lol
    Andiver Clyde: You know some people are going to get their cherry popped after prom, if they haven't already. *emoji of girl waving*
    Colt: coffee d/ck xoxo
    Austin: @coltt if you're my prom date, I promise that after I'll master.bate
    Me: ...WTF IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD

  17. * .  ~ serena ~ . * * . ~ serena ~ . *
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 1:45am UTC
    "Dont cry because it's over, smile because it has happened."
    - Dr. Seuss ♥

  18. CaptainButtHurt CaptainButtHurt
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 1:47am UTC
    Turtles are
    GREEN

  19. * .  ~ serena ~ . * * . ~ serena ~ . *
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 1:51am UTC
    "Without music, life would be a mistake."
    - Friedrich Nietzsche

  20. CaptainButtHurt CaptainButtHurt
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 1:52am UTC
    I wonder if someone hovers
    their mouse over the witty banner
    they would get a
    SEIZURE

:)

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