Quotes added on Wednesday, May 29 2013

pshawi
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May 29, 2013 2:43am UTC

“Everybody looks the same to every other race. So honestly there are only like 7 people in the whole world.”
— Via my lovely boyfriend.

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pshawi
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May 29, 2013 2:45am UTC

I don't know karate
but,
i do know crazy
and,
im not afraid
to use it.
Pshawi

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pshawi
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May 29, 2013 2:49am UTC

"Be the type of person that when your feet touch the floor in the morning the devil says,
"Aww shiz. .... they're up"
-Dwayne Johnson

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pshawi
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May 29, 2013 2:51am UTC

“Do you think there’s any way we can go back?
I left my new torch in Narnia.”
— Edmund Pevensie

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danniifalcii
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May 29, 2013 2:51am UTC

"Wrists are for bracelets, not for cutting."

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its_me_shel
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May 29, 2013 2:53am UTC

realising the little mistakes that you made in a test after you get it

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pshawi
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May 29, 2013 3:00am UTC

Between two evils, I always pick the one i never tried before.

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henryjayda143
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May 29, 2013 3:02am UTC

Just found this on witty:Hey there Delilah what's it like in your vag.na?
We're a thousand miles away but girl i'd like to get inside ya.
Yes I do, no girl can fck as well as you. I sware it's true.
Hey there Delilah, don't you worry about protection.
I'm even harder when you're lonely take a look at my erection
Close your eyes. I wanna get between your thighs, till i'm inside.
Ooooh i wish you would do me. ohh i wish you would screw me.
Me: Sense when did Witty get so dirty...?

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pshawi
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May 29, 2013 3:04am UTC

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

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pshawi
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May 29, 2013 3:06am UTC

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

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QuietlyLoud
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May 29, 2013 3:06am UTC

That Awkward Moment...
When Carly Ray Jepson is older than Adele

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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GreatBritt22
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May 29, 2013 3:26am UTC

Most people: When my parents call me by my full name, I'm in trouble.
Me: When my bestfriend calls me something besides b/tch, then I know I'm in deep sh/t.

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