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Quotes added on Sunday, May 5 2013

  1. Becca315 Becca315
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 12:01am UTC
    Go go go(:
    http://www.spillit.me/Beccahass


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  3. Korilakkuma Korilakkuma
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 12:03am UTC
    That moment when
    YOU GET SLAPPED IN THE FACE WITH PIZZA.


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  6. srtecstasy srtecstasy
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 12:05am UTC
    Nature is my HOME

  7. Alice_Ravenwood Alice_Ravenwood
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 12:07am UTC
    I hate it when you want to say something, but you're so speachless that the tears just fall and you can't bring the words out...

  8. tripindicular-tiana* tripindicular-tiana*
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 12:07am UTC
    What normal couples do:
    Go on long romantic walks, share food, giggle, make googly eyes at each other, talk about school, talk about life, etc.
    What my boyfriend and I do:
    Blare out Michael Jackson by the river, sleep on grass and throw pinecones into the river

  9. Girl With a Cat Head* Girl With a Cat Head*
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 12:12am UTC
    Spill it.
    www.spillit.me/kathleenthecatlord

  10. lilster62 lilster62
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 12:13am UTC
    That moment when you're like
    "Okay. If I ever make a time machine, I will come back to this very moment."
    ...and then..
    "Okay. I'm not that smart."


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  12. Overcast-Kid* Overcast-Kid*
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 12:14am UTC
    people:
    If you had one day to do anything you wanted, with no consequences, what would you do?
    me:
    Adam levine.

  13. UnicornsandMustaches UnicornsandMustaches
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 12:15am UTC
    SUPER GLUE, STICKINESS AND FACEPALMING
    OK!
    SO me and my friend Melanie were bored
    When suddenly I had and idea.
    We grabbed heaps of super glue and
    squirted it everywhere.
    It looked pretty awesome when
    we threw glitter at it.
    We high-fived.
    Bad idea.
    Our hands got stuck.
    We facepalmed.
    Bad idea.
    In the end we were walking round her house
    stuck together.
    So the obvious option was...
    GO TO THE POOL!
    So we went to the pool.
    Stuck together.
    We attempted to swim.
    And then...
    WE
    WERE
    UNSTUCK!

  14. crazyMCRfangirl crazyMCRfangirl
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 12:15am UTC
    Mom: I think you have an unhealthy obsession with My Chemical Romance
    Me: yOU DON'T KNOW A THING ABOUT THIS LIFE

  15. Turtlebear Turtlebear
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 12:16am UTC
    I found out who my real friends were the other day
    I was crying in a big group of my classmates,
    and only my friend Kevin cared if I was alright.

  16. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 12:16am UTC
    It's just you and me baby
    I whisper as I take a bite from my jam donut

  17. it_goes_on* it_goes_on*
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 12:17am UTC
    Now little Lisa is only 9 years old
    She's trying to figure out why the world is so cold
    Why she's all alone and ain't ever met her family
    Mama's always gone and she never met her daddy
    Part of her is missing & nobody will listen
    Mama is on drugs get high up in the kitchen
    Bringing home men at different hours of the night
    Starting with some laughs usually ending in a fight
    Sneaking in her room when her mom's knocked out
    Trying to have his way little Lisa says 'ouch'
    She tries to resist then all he does is beat her
    Tries to tell her mom but her mama don't believe her
    Lisa is stuck up in the world on her own
    Forced to think hell is a place called home
    Nothing else to do but get some clothes & pack
    She says she's 'bout to run away & never come back.

  18. UnicornsandMustaches UnicornsandMustaches
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 12:20am UTC
    I think I will be
    FOREVER
    ALONE

  19. Turtlebear Turtlebear
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 12:21am UTC
    So 8th grade formal was the other day,
    and these two really popular girls
    told me I looked beautiful
    and I got to slow dance
    with my boyfriend to our song.
    It was perfect.

  20. unspok3n unspok3n
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 12:22am UTC
    ;/ Im sad..

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