Quotes added on Saturday, May 4 2013

Butterbear
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May 4, 2013 12:00am UTC

~The 2 things I hear alot on Witty~
1. Yeah, just let that sink in
2. Fave if...

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Vic Fuentes*
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 12:01am UTC

I was working a morning shift at a cafe, serving breakfast, and a mother and her son walk in:
Me: So what will it be?
Child: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN
Everyone:
Me:
Boss:
Mother: Eggs.. He would like eggs..

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JustBr3athe
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 12:05am UTC

As of right now, i dont know what he's thinking

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InfiniteYou
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 12:09am UTC

Its sucks, you know.
When everything is doing fine then, it crashes again.
And the worst part is, I really dont want to try and put it all back together again, but i have to.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 12:11am UTC

"Your life's not that bad."
Holy f.uck you have no clue
how p.issed off I get when I see
or hear that. Like, no. You have no
f.ucking clue how bad someone's
life is and you get no say in the
matter; especially if you're the one
that made them feel like their life sucks
in the first place. So shut the f.uck up and
go get a.nally violated by a cactus,
d.ickwad.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 12:13am UTC

You can leave if you want .
I'll remember you. I remember everyone that leaves

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♡ Vσσ∂σσ Dσℓℓ ♡*
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 12:17am UTC

Accept what you can't change. Change what you can't accept

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ayyeeitsdianaa
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 12:19am UTC

Dear heart,
so there's this guy that you
want me to like but I don't want to, so
can you please stop beating so fact when he comes by.

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♡ Vσσ∂σσ Dσℓℓ ♡*
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 12:19am UTC

Be yourself.
Because everyone else is already taken.

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JustBr3athe
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 12:22am UTC

Don't assume. You DON'T know me

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InfiniteYou
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 12:29am UTC

''Never say goodbye, because saying goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting''
-PeterPan

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avabal1217
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 12:29am UTC

Non-Existant
What you see as ugly,
I see as beautiful.
Imperfections.
You see imperfectionsas a zit or a few extra pounds.
You see them as bad acne, pale skin.
I see them as what makes you you.
The more you think about it,
The more you realize
We all have them.
You realize,
They don't exist.
-By: Ava (avabal1217)

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gab*
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 12:30am UTC

BUT IT REALLY KIND OF SUCKS WHEN IT ALWAYS SEEMS LIKE
THE PEOPLE YOU PUT FIRST ONLY MAKE YOU THEIR
second best.

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Butterbear
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 12:31am UTC

I don't know one person who has ever put the blade to their skin for the first time
and stopped after that.

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 12:33am UTC

The person
that leaves a cold wet towel for you after they shower.
WTF.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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RoseNightshade1799
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 12:37am UTC

I am head over heels in love with you.
Not because you're hot, like all the other girls think,
Not even because you're smart, though I'm glad you are.
Definitely not because you're such an *sshole most of the time.
No. I love you because,
Underneath all the layers of
Funny and cool and
Smart and responsible and
Mean and immature
I know you have a heart of gold

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UnicornsandMustaches
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 12:40am UTC

A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR AND THERE IS NO ONE THERE EXCEPT FOR THE BARTENDER.
HE ORDERS A BEER FROM THE BARTENDER, SITS DOWN AND SIPS HIS BEER.
AFTER A FEW MINUTES THE GUY HEARS SOMEONE WHISPER, “PSST. HEY, NICE TIE.”
THE GUY LOOKS AROUND THE BAR AND DOESN’T SEE ANYONE.
A FEW MINUTES LATER HE HEARS SOMEONE WHISPER, “PSST. HEY, NICE SHIRT.”
THE MAN LOOKS AROUND AGAIN BUT NO ONE IS THERE.
FINALLY, A FEW MINUTES LATER HE HEARS SOMEONE WHISPER, “PSST. YOU LOOK LIKE A NICE GUY.”
THE MAN IS STARTLED AT THIS POINT AND ASKS THE BARTENDER WHO KEEPS TALKING.
THE BARTENDER TURNED TO THE MAN, POINTED TO THE PEANUTS HE WAS SITTING BY AND SAID, “THAT WILL BE THE PEANUTS. THEY'RE COMPLIMENTARY.”

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*brianna*
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 12:44am UTC

Why do people get so worked up about kids these days having and iphone, and being addicted to the internet.. think of the people that brought it into our lives. It's not our fault!

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Kamileon
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 12:46am UTC

Alice came to a fork in the road. ''Which road do I take?'' she asked.
''Where do you want to go?'' responded the Cheshire Cat.
''I don't know,'' Alice answered.
''Then,'' said the Cat, ''it doesn't matter."

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