You're expected to be skinny, but not too skinny,
You're expected to have curves, but not be fat,
You're expected to be naturally pretty, but if you don't wear make-up you're a loser,
You're expected to have boyfriends, but if you have more then one you're a s/ut,
You're expected to do whatever anyone says, but if you do you're too passive,
You're expected to be smart, but if you are you're a nerd,
You're expected to have nice things, but if you do you're "spoiled",
You're expected to always have amazing hair, but not have split ends,
You're expected to be flawless, but if you are you're too high maintenance,
You're expected to do everything, but you can't show your weaknesses,
You're expected to be a girl, and that's just too much.