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Quotes added on Tuesday, February 5 2013

  1. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 1:25am UTC
    Don't make me mad and then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone, and telling them not to bleed...

  2. xxJadee123xx xxJadee123xx
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 1:27am UTC
    I guess Valentine's Day is coming up.
    Prepare yourselves for the sudden
    tsunami of forever alone.

  3. DaphneMalik DaphneMalik
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 1:28am UTC
    You are fine
    You are sweet
    But I'm still a bit naive with my heart
    When you're close I don't breathe
    I can't find the words to speak
    I feel sparks
    But I don't want to be into you
    If you're not looking for true love
    No I don't wanna start seein' you
    If I can't be your only one
    -Say Ok

  4. DaphneMalik DaphneMalik
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 1:31am UTC
    So tell me when it's not alright
    When it's not ok
    Will you try to make me feel better?
    Will you say alright?
    Will you say ok?
    Will you stick with me through whatever?
    Or run away
    -Say Ok

  5. DaphneMalik DaphneMalik
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 1:38am UTC
    When you call I don't know if I should pick up the phone every time
    I'm not like all my friends who keep calling up the boys, I'm so shy
    But I don't want to be into you
    If you don't treat me the right way
    See I can only start seeing you
    If you can make my heart feel safe
    -Say Ok

  6. DaphneMalik DaphneMalik
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 1:40am UTC
    Hip shaker, dream maker
    Heart breaker, earth quaker
    I can be anything that you want me to
    Coin spender, mind bender
    Jet setter, go getter
    Changing my getup for anything you choose
    I won't mind trying on someone else
    I won't mind seeing just how it felt
    I might like changing my disguise
    To make you happy
    -Masquerade

  7. peacegirl270 peacegirl270
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 1:43am UTC
    *Me watching the British talk show on YouTube*
    Interviewer: What is this comedic tour about?
    Comedian, Simon Amstell: It's basically about me having to cope with human interaction.
    Me: :O YOU ARE MY SOULMATE!!!

  8. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 1:44am UTC
    Count the days ~ get through this.


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  11. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 1:52am UTC
    YOU CRY, BUT YOU DON'T TELL ANYONE
    THAT YOU MIGHT NOT BE THE GOLDEN ONE
    And you're tied together with a smile
    but you're coming undone.

  12. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 1:58am UTC
    THEY'RE DIMMIN' THE STREET LIGHTS,
    YOU'RE PERFECT FOR ME
    Why aren't you here tonight?

  13. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 2:16am UTC
    So I switched Humanities classes and my first session was today, this is legit what happened.
    *Me and Talia walk in to class*
    Teacher: *hands Talia worksheet* You must be Lisa!
    Talia:Umm No, I'm Talia...
    Me: Oh Hi, umm i'm new in your class...
    Teacher: Oh you're Lisa then!!
    Me: No I'm not Lisa, I'm Samantha...
    Teacher: Okay Here are your sheets Sally,, and oh what was your name,, ah that's right Vivian!!
    Talia And I : *facepalm*

  14. ForeverADreamer16 ForeverADreamer16
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 2:32am UTC
    Me: LOOK! I bought a goldfish today! I have a new friend!
    My brother: Good for you.
    *wakes up the next morning to find my fish has jumped out of the fish bowl*
    Me: OH MY GOD NO!
    My brother: You're goldfish took his life just so he wouldn't have to be your friend..
    IM FOREVER ALONE):
    RIP. Flipper

  15. elysian* elysian*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 2:36am UTC
    so i've decided that my wifi will be my valentine.
    idk, we just have this connection.

  16. TheAdventure TheAdventure
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 2:39am UTC
    ♥REGRET NOTHING

  17. tobefrank tobefrank
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 2:44am UTC
    I know you think you shouldn't bother
    I know you think you shouldn't care
    But you're words are getting to me
    and i'm running out of air.


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  19. OhStephh_* OhStephh_*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 2:48am UTC
    Louis: 'Harry loves to steal food off people's plate, but he's too scared to do it to Niall.' Niall: 'He should be.'


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