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Quotes added on Wednesday, November 28 2012

  1. SorrowUnleashed SorrowUnleashed
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 1:04am UTC
    The truth is, you could rip my heart out, throw it on the floor and stomp all over it...and I'd just pick it up, dust it off, and give it right back to you.

  2. Smiles_Mustaches Smiles_Mustaches
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 1:07am UTC

    KEEP CALM
    and
    BE AWKWARD

  3. SorrowUnleashed SorrowUnleashed
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 1:09am UTC
    "That car could've hit you."
    "I know."
    "Why didn't you move?"
    "I figured my heart wouldn't hurt as much if it stopped beating."

  4. Sparkles_Bread Sparkles_Bread
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 1:15am UTC
    Some might call
    curse words
    profanity. I like to
    call them sentence
    enhancers

  5. LoveAlwaysMe LoveAlwaysMe
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 1:17am UTC
    Chances Are
    Prologue
    Hi, I’m Nicole. I’m 16 years old; I have long brown hair and hazel eyes. I live with my parents, and we have a dog and a cat. My sister is 21 and does a lot of bad things, smokes and does drugs and probably will start drinking now that she’s 21 but she isn’t around a lot so it doesn’t affect me.
    We live in a nice house, it’s not a mansion but it’s good. We’re a “middle class” family, but that’s the way I like it. I don’t want to be rich or famous, if the World knows my name I want it to be for something truly inspiring. I am happy and like my life. I mention the money thing because my parents just won the lottery, 50 million dollars with taxes taken out. And they’re still in shock too. They are going on a little cruise with the money before they decide what to do with it. They said I could come but I wanted to stay home for school.
    Everything was going great for me and my parents, until something went horribly, horribly wrong.
    Hii! So I decided to try to write a story, I started one on another account but it didn't take off cause like no one knew about the account and I had like 5 followers. I'm gonna post on here and see how it goes! Input would be great!! <3

  6. ALRSouthAlabamaJaguar ALRSouthAlabamaJaguar
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 1:19am UTC
    You are the one who makes me whole
    in my heart and in my soul.
    And just like the sun, you show me the light.
    I'm amazed and you're the reason why <3

  7. chethu chethu
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 1:19am UTC
    may be iam not trying to flirt you
    may be iam trying to love you

  8. phani phani
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 1:22am UTC
    Teacher: What would you do after
    growing up..??
    .
    Student: Facebooking
    .
    Teacher: No! I mean what would
    you Become...??
    .
    Student: Admin of facebook
    pages
    .
    Teacher: O My God! I Mean
    what
    would you Achieve after you grow
    up...??
    .
    Student: Facebook Admin
    Rights
    .
    Teacher: Idiot! I Mean what
    would you
    do for your Parents...??
    .
    Student: I create a page for
    themon facebook...
    "I Luv Mom and
    Dad".
    .
    Teacher: Stupid! What do your
    parents want from YOU...??
    .
    Student: "My facebook
    password".
    .
    Teacher: Oh My God! What is
    the purpose of your Life?
    .
    Student: To be on Facebook
    but never
    face a book......
    :p =D :D

  9. Sparkles_Bread Sparkles_Bread
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 1:23am UTC
    THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU FINISH A BOOK,
    LOOK AROUND,
    AND REALIZE THAT EVERYONE IS JUST
    CARRYING ON WITH THEIR LIVES...
    AS THOUGH YOU DIDN'T
    JUST EXPERIENCE EMOTIONAL
    TRAUMA AT THE HANDS OF A
    PAPERBACK.

  10. Sparkles_Bread Sparkles_Bread
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 1:25am UTC
    THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU FINISH A BOOK,
    LOOK AROUND,
    AND REALIZE THAT EVERYONE IS JUST
    CARRYING ON WITH THEIR LIVES...
    AS THOUGH YOU DIDN'T
    JUST EXPERIENCE EMOTIONAL
    TRAUMA AT THE HANDS OF A
    PAPERBACK.

  11. skimmingthepavement skimmingthepavement
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 1:27am UTC
    I'm bad,
    and that's good.
    I will never be good,
    and that's not bad.
    There's no one
    I'd rather be
    Than me.

  12. Sparkles_Bread Sparkles_Bread
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 1:27am UTC
    [ ] Single
    [ ] Taken
    [x] In a relationship with Harry Potter books :)

  13. dinoSAWus dinoSAWus
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 1:32am UTC
    me: you say you like the rain
    them: yeah...
    me: but you hide under an umbrella.
    me: so you don't get wet.
    them:
    them:
    them:
    me: boom.

  14. Sparkles_Bread Sparkles_Bread
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 1:33am UTC
    (Quoted from a Fanpop user)
    "Ronald Bilius Weasley - 3 names, 19 characters
    Hermione Jean Granger - 3 names, 19 characters
    Rupert Alexander Lloyd Grint - 4 names, 25 characters
    Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson - 4 names, 25 characters
    Alexander (Emma's brother) is Ruperts middle name.
    Charlotte (Rupert's sister) is Emma's middle name.
    Ron has freckles but Rupert doesn't.
    Hermione doesn't have freckles but Emma does"

  15. ♡ Vσσ∂σσ Dσℓℓ ♡* ♡ Vσσ∂σσ Dσℓℓ ♡*
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 1:35am UTC
    *pencil drops*
    me: uh could this day get any worse!
    -------------------♥♥--------------------
    Nmq
    Format credit: Hujy

  16. notsurewhoiam notsurewhoiam
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 1:38am UTC
    He posted a "truth is" on my timeline.
    It was decent length and he said that he's glad we're friends again.
    Me too, like you wouldn't believe.

  17. Sparkles_Bread Sparkles_Bread
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 1:42am UTC
    On a scale of 1-10, how much do you love Harry Potter?
    9 & 3/4 :)

  18. sloths sloths
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 1:44am UTC
    You know what the awkward thing is? We never even went out. I watched him date other girls. I watched him comfort them and kiss them and hug them. And (atleast I thought I did) I loved him. Silly, I know. I don't even f*cking care what you think. But I liked him for 6 years, and then another 2 years on and off. I watched him with some of my best friends. And I kept wondering why I was never ever enough for him. When we became best friends, I remember just feeling like for once he had picked me over everyone else. All the things he told me, I don't know if I'll ever forget them or how he made me feel. He was still the best thing thate ver happened to me. Even if he wasn't genuine, he made me feel like he was. He put effort in. But I'm not going to inbox him saying "Hey I need you to stop me from killing myself." I'm not going to put someone through that again. But I'm just never happy anymore. And I don't know why I write quotes about him all the time. It's not going to make him talk to me, have an interest in me or love me. All it's going to do is f*cking hurt me. I'm always f*cking hurt. I always f*cking want to die. And the people that used to make me feel better only make me feel worse. With their complaining and their opinions and their f*cking selfishness f*cking ugh idek. Just, what makes you happy? I don't even remember what used to make me happy. Whatever it was is gone now.

  19. TikTokToo1 TikTokToo1
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 1:45am UTC
    So!
    I have a nice, mildly spooky fiction story going on here (MS Word), and i'm wondering if anyone (ANYONE) is intersted in reading such. So should i post it here? It would be nice if someone would take the time to read it instead of letting it sit on my quotes page waiting to be deleted.

  20. Kelsie15 Kelsie15
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 1:49am UTC
    everyone: WOW , you're sooo tall !
    me: Ha yeah I know .
    everyone: HOW TALL ARE YOU ?
    me: Like 5'11 ..
    everyone: You're so tall though .
    me: I get that a lot . *trying to not be mean*
    everyone: Do you play basketball !?
    me: Uhm, no I don't .
    everyone: You're so lucky you're tall , you could be a model .
    me: lol , uh no .
    everyone: *awkwardly staring* Wow , you're so tall .
    me: ... NO SHíT . I KNOW . NOW SHUT THE FúCK UP . I'M JUST LIKE YOU EXCEPT I CAN REACH THE TOP SHELF GOD DAMMIT .
    Welcome to my life . A tall girl story .

:)

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