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Quotes added on Saturday, September 1 2012

  1. FelicisFeather FelicisFeather
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:00am EDT
    It's ridiculous, it's been MONTHS
    and for some reason I just CAN'T
    GET OVER US... and I'm stronger than
    this; enough is enough; no more walking
    around with my head down... I'm SOOO over
    being BLUE crying over you...
    I ❤ you

  2. kittyna kittyna
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:00am EDT
    BORN TO BE FREE.

  3. sarah_elizabeth sarah_elizabeth
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:01am EDT
    I wanna sleep forever .
    I swear one day i'm going to snap .

  4. TrySomeSushi TrySomeSushi
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:01am EDT
    You know that feeling when your stomach drops,
    and you just don't want to be on this earth anymore?
    I have that feeling, I don't want to live anymore,
    I was lied to, and used. I told everything to someone who used to be
    my bestfriend, but was a fake. And will probably never contact me again.
    I hate the world.
    I want to die.

  5. asmileonmyface asmileonmyface
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:02am EDT
    So today, we had this carnival by where I live. I met 'him' up there, we rode all the rides together, & he won me a gold fish.
    I can't stop thinking about the night I had.

  6. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:02am EDT
    Chandler: Hey! You still cry every time somebody talks about Titanic!
    Joey: Those two had only each other!

  7. efrostee1413 efrostee1413
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:02am EDT
    IfLoveIsLikeABattlefeild
    IWillBeTheOne
    F.I.G.H.T.I.N.G.

  8. ZazzyKiwi ZazzyKiwi
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:02am EDT
    A 1D Fanfic? (part 4)
    *Meant for jokes*
    "tia, you have company!! i screamed from the living room. it was some old dude.. maybe her grandpa or sumthing... i don;t no. tia came inside from the bak porch and stopped ded in her traks. "daddy.. whut are yew doing here." asked she with a worried look on her face. "i heard about harold or whoever the hell this guy is being you're boyfriend. i told you i wunted you to get my permison first. this kid is gunna regret makin me mad. i'll cut off his goldielocks and sell them to make wigs and burn all his blazers. teach him to mess with my daughter." he sounded like a hillbilly. it was a tad bit creepy... "dad, you;re not going to do anything. I LOVE HIM!' tia yelled just as haz walked in being his normal cheeky chappy, winking every five second lad. "is that him?" asked he pointing to harold. tia shook her head a tad bit and haz got a scared look on his face. "sir, i was going to ask permission but she said screw it? i'm sorry sir." harry said trying to sound kind of manly but it was failing.. he was scared and he was showing it. "harry, can we have a minute?" tia asked him in a shaky voice. "yeah tia." he said before hugging her. harry then went outside. "you didnt ask before you dated him and everything! i'm going to shoot him and burry him in the backyard!" tia's dad said. "you can't!" tia yelled. "how so?" tias dad asked. "because you live in an apartment building.. you don't have a backyard.. you have a community garden." tia said. "you're right tia... just next time ask me before you go date some guy! i guess i'll be on my way now.. love you hun! BYE HARRY! HAVE FUN YOU TWO!" he said before walking out of the house.. Everyone stood there in shock and was kind of looking at tia. "the he** tia? is your dad physco or some shizz? lousi asked her. "don't have that reaction to my family!" tia said. then she ran upstairs to get hazza. "I thought harry was outside.. should we tell her? zayn whispered to niall. he shook his head no. "HAHAHA!" i screamed for no apparent reason. then tia and harry returned. "her dad is a cup of crazy with a side of insanity!!!' harry said plopping down on the couch next to tia. "just like her..." i asked. "don't sass my girlfriend!!" harry yelled.
    "ill sass your girlfriend whenever i wunt too and you can't stop meh!!!"
    "PEPPERMINTS!!" louis screamed running into the living room and tripping over air with a bag of peppermints in his hands; they went flying everywhere. there was just something about lou and peppermints that i just loved so much and we just met three days ago.. this relationship is going to last for forever!!!! muwahwahwahahahahaha!!!
    A/n** Hope you guys enjoyed reading this as much as we enjoyed writing it! more up soon, 5 likes for the next chapter xx

  9. Im_just_a_guy Im_just_a_guy
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:03am EDT
    I cant take it. Goodbye witty. never forget me
    -Jacob

  10. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:05am EDT
    another night.
    another night of sadness...
    i have a cold today, also o_O
    ... another night...
    another night i get that blade.
    i'm sorry im not your perfect daughter.
    i'm sorry i hurt your feelings. but you hurt mine too. i thought you were my friends...
    one of you almost killed me...
    whats up with that?
    maybe next time you will...
    but for now.
    i will bleed.

  11. ItsAnthony ItsAnthony
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:05am EDT
    Am I crazy or falling in love?
    Is this real or just another crush?

  12. AlDoWh_ AlDoWh_
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:05am EDT
    lol so when do i get pretty?


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
    This quote does not exist.

  14. TouchTheClouds TouchTheClouds
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:08am EDT
    I'm just so sick of thinking
    you're back in my life when
    you're really not.

  15. sk8ter_gurl_17 sk8ter_gurl_17
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:09am EDT
    In Taylor Swift's words:
    "We are never ever ever
    GETTING BACK TOGETHER."

  16. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:09am EDT
    Seamus and Dean, who were working nearby, sniggered loudly, though not loudly enough to mask the excited squeals from Lavender Brown - "Oh Professor, look! I think I've got an unaspected planet! Oooh, which one's that, Professor?"
    "It is Uranus, my dear," said Professor Trelawney, peering down at the chart.
    "Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?" said Ron.
    Most unfortunately, Professor Trelawney heard him, and it was this, perhaps, that made her give them so much homework at the end of the class.

  17. ToInfinityAndBeyond ToInfinityAndBeyond
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:10am EDT
    I'm okay
    isn't that what I'm supposed to say?

  18. guzgirl1996 guzgirl1996
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:10am EDT
    I'm not supposed to feel this way

  19. Im_just_a_guy Im_just_a_guy
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:10am EDT
    Here i go. Poping the pills. goodbye witty

  20. AlDoWh_ AlDoWh_
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:11am EDT
    I'd kill for perfectly straight hair.
    A perfect body.
    A smile without this stupid gap.
    Clear skin.
    Pretty eyes.
    to just feel pretty, for
    a change..

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