A 1D Fanfic? (part 4)
*Meant for
jokes*
"tia, you have company!! i screamed from the living room. it
was some old dude.. maybe her grandpa or sumthing... i don;t no.
tia came inside from the bak porch and stopped ded in her traks.
"daddy.. whut are yew doing here." asked she with a
worried look on her face. "i heard about harold or whoever
the hell this guy is being you're boyfriend. i told you i
wunted you to get my permison first. this kid is gunna regret
makin me mad. i'll cut off his goldielocks and sell them to
make wigs and burn all his blazers. teach him to mess with my
daughter." he sounded like a hillbilly. it was a tad bit
creepy... "dad, you;re not going to do anything. I LOVE
HIM!' tia yelled just as haz walked in being his normal
cheeky chappy, winking every five second lad. "is that
him?" asked he pointing to harold. tia shook her head a tad
bit and haz got a scared look on his face. "sir, i was going
to ask permission but she said screw it? i'm sorry sir."
harry said trying to sound kind of manly but it was failing.. he
was scared and he was showing it. "harry, can we have a
minute?" tia asked him in a shaky voice. "yeah
tia." he said before hugging her. harry then went outside.
"you didnt ask before you dated him and everything! i'm
going to shoot him and burry him in the backyard!" tia's
dad said. "you can't!" tia yelled. "how
so?" tias dad asked. "because you live in an apartment
building.. you don't have a backyard.. you have a community
garden." tia said. "you're right tia... just next
time ask me before you go date some guy! i guess i'll be on
my way now.. love you hun! BYE HARRY! HAVE FUN YOU TWO!" he
said before walking out of the house.. Everyone stood there in
shock and was kind of looking at tia. "the he** tia? is your
dad physco or some shizz? lousi asked her. "don't have
that reaction to my family!" tia said. then she ran upstairs
to get hazza. "I thought harry was outside.. should we tell
her? zayn whispered to niall. he shook his head no.
"HAHAHA!" i screamed for no apparent reason. then tia
and harry returned. "her dad is a cup of crazy with a side
of insanity!!!' harry said plopping down on the couch next to
tia. "just like her..." i asked. "don't sass
my girlfriend!!" harry yelled.
"ill sass your girlfriend whenever i wunt too and you
can't stop meh!!!"
"PEPPERMINTS!!" louis screamed running into the living
room and tripping over air with a bag of peppermints in his
hands; they went flying everywhere. there was just something
about lou and peppermints that i just loved so much and we just
met three days ago.. this relationship is going to last for
forever!!!!
muwahwahwahahahahaha!!!
A/n**
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