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Quotes added on Saturday, August 11 2012

  1. Bananana2397 Bananana2397
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 12:35am UTC
    OK i had the weirdest dream.....
    i had a dream that me and my 4 best friends were in a big city walking around and there was this huge group around this guy singing. we couldnt tell who he was or what he was singing but i listened closer. i realized it was the song my kinda sorda ex wrote me. my friends soon heard it too and we made our way to the front of the group . sure enough there he was singing and when i got to the front he looked at me the whole time we just stood there like we were the only people there until he finished. when he was done he stood up put his guitar down and ran to me and he kissed me. one of my friends then yelled "TOUCHDOWN" and another one of my friends yelled "AND ITS GOOD" i just stood there awkwardly then realizing what happened i remembered everything from the past. i stood there looked at him let out a little ha brought my hand into the air and slapped him silly while my other two bestfriends rolled on the ground laughing. we then grouped together did some weird chant and walked away leaving him stunned and speechless while me and my friends at cheesecake
    after that i woke up...

  2. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 12:35am UTC
    Yah, I take baths at after midnight...
    problem?

  3. wildcat15 wildcat15
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 12:35am UTC
    Do you realize,
    I check my phone all the time,
    Just incase you possibly text me...

  4. Imfallingforyaabby Imfallingforyaabby
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 12:36am UTC
    You dont need bigger
    boobs,
    You need to read better
    books.

  5. theonegirl theonegirl
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 12:36am UTC
    Somtimes you just have to let go to see who will hold on.

  6. KaylaMarieCovers KaylaMarieCovers
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 12:36am UTC
    All promises are, are lies in disguise.
    ~~sugarfreak, I'll Mouth "I Love You."

  7. lovecupcakes lovecupcakes
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 12:37am UTC
    You don't know its missing till it’s already gone

  8. Julielool Julielool
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 12:37am UTC
    >>The biggest mistake a girl can make is thinking that the guy who broke her heart once,won't do it again <<

  9. SingYourFeelings SingYourFeelings
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 12:38am UTC
    So, um
    I was wondering...
    Would anyone maybe want to be
    My witty friend/bestfriend
    Not someone that I'll talk to once
    Or twice and never talk to again.
    someone who I'll talk to for a long time
    And we can be awesome together.
    also... I don't really mind if you like 1D
    But just so you know, I kind of, um,
    hate them...
    Just so you know...
    so yeah, anyone? /gives cookies/ X3

  10. Angelica_Yetsennia Angelica_Yetsennia
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 12:38am UTC
    My cats a rapper. His name? Wiska Lifa. :)

  11. WhisperInTheDark WhisperInTheDark
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 12:38am UTC
    Charlie St. Cloud ♥

  12. aislingtomlinson aislingtomlinson
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 12:38am UTC
    Psalms 34:18
    He stays close to the Broken-Hearted,
    And saves those who are Crushed in Spirit. ♥

  13. Jentw99 Jentw99
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 12:39am UTC
    SKREW IT!
    FISH!
    YOLO!
    ILY!
    <3
    dont judge me, you have no right too...
    <3
    <(-.-)>
    come here and let me hug you!
    So bored<3
    RANDOM<3
    Forever!

  14. xxxzoelovesyouxxx xxxzoelovesyouxxx
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 12:40am UTC
    I loved you yesterday
    I love you still
    I always have
    And I always will

  15. KaylaMarieCovers KaylaMarieCovers
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 12:41am UTC
    Me: Mum I think I'm pregnant.
    Mum:
    Me: And I know who the dad is.
    Mum:
    Me: We share a room a lot, so we can't just help it...
    Mum:
    Me: I think I'm pregnant with Wifi's child.
    Mum: Just, please don't ever speak again.
    true story

  16. SingYourFeelings SingYourFeelings
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 12:41am UTC
    Bid My Blood To Run
    Before I Come Undone
    Save Me From This Nothing
    I've Become

  17. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 12:42am UTC
    So Just because im friends with you that automatically
    means that I can't be friends with anyone else??

  18. brysonkregory brysonkregory
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 12:42am UTC
    some people take second chances for granted, when i'd be happy with one.

  19. username* username*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 12:43am UTC
    Admit it
    when you see a guy in a speedo you dont look at his face or his abs you look at his junk...

  20. itsmeangelshouboo itsmeangelshouboo
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 12:43am UTC
    -who says nothing is..-
    [ somfin u cant do]
    i have been doing it for
    = years=
    -

:)

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