Quotes added on Saturday, March 24 2012

lovestardoll423
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March 24, 2012 12:25am UTC

Harry Styles'
Voice

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XxComeAtMeBroxX
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 12:25am UTC

You make me feel so safe.♥

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nrdy_fresh
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March 24, 2012 12:25am UTC

Faving because your to lazy to comment…

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smiles1314
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 12:26am UTC

My convo. with my ex.( he cheated on me)
Me: Hey i have a queston..Im not gunna ask you out! haha
Him: Alright haha
Me: When you asked me out did you do it for the hell of it or because you actually wanted to?
Him: Actually wanted to
Me: The why did you cheat on me?
*He never texted back*
Fav. If you think hes a douche

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stupidandproud
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 12:27am UTC

I Love Boys With British Accents
<3
:)

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capsized*
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March 24, 2012 12:29am UTC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pceio4hOmFQ
CUTEST FREAKING THING!

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Godislove
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March 24, 2012 12:29am UTC

I love Jesus
because He is forgiving. ♥

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RileyLuvsYou
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 12:29am UTC

SYDNEE IF YOU SEE THIS PLEASE READ IT
Dear sydne,
im disapointed,for many reasons
you told me that dark knew your real age. i might be wrong but im pretty sure you are not 15
I told him your real age.
he was shoked.
i have ben talking with him and we have alot in commen so far
i think me and him will be good friends.
you also said he sent you a neaklase in the mail
lyes
im sure that you will hate me after all that happend tonight.
thats fine.
i have bean through lots of times like this so i guess i will get over it
you might have the guts to kill yourself but i do
i dont have anything to lose do i?
so dont be surprized if i dont come to school one of these days.
Sincerly,Riley

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jjtheflesheatingzombie
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March 24, 2012 12:31am UTC

"Hey, how are you?"
////Torn, heart-broken, lost, upset, angry, mad, sad/////
"I'm good, thanks."
Format by Sandrasaurus

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KAT_KAT
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 12:31am UTC

that awckard moment
when you are thinking about someone
and you finally have the guts to txt him
but when you do you say "hey"
and all he says is "who is this?"

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DearCleverbot
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 12:31am UTC

What Happens When you say "Yo" to Cleverbot…
Me: Yo
Cleverbot: Say something funny.
Me: What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
Cleverbot: What?
Me: Look at all the donut seeds!
Cleverbot: Where do they all come from?
Me: The box of cheerios..
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
Me: ...A rooster lays an egg on the roof of the barn. Which way does it roll?
Cleverbot: Down.
Me: Nope. Roosters don't lay eggs.
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
Me: Who’s there?
Cleverbot: Orange.
Me: ...Orange who?
Cleverbot: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Me: Tell me a better joke.
Cleverbot: You tell a joke first.
Me: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who’s there?
Me: Old lady.
Cleverbot: Hey! I'm 18 thank you.
Me: Not what you’re supposed to say!!!
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: -_________- Say old lady who..
Cleverbot: You're a female with a wife. Enough said.
Me: Tell your freaking joke now.
Cleverbot: I just did.
Me: Tell a better one.
Cleverbot: Ring the door bell!
Me: ... *RING*
Cleverbot: Hello. Who is this?
Me: Harry Styles.
Cleverbot: Louis Tomlinson.
Me: Niall Horan, Liam Payne and Zayn Malik.
Cleverbot: Layn Palik.
Me: Niam Pyron.
Cleverbot: What is pi?
Me: 3.1415… and a whole bunch of other numbers. What was the rest of your joke?
Cleverbot: George Bush was the president. Obama is the president.
Me: I know...

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MybeatifulDisaster
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 12:32am UTC

♔
Keep Kalm
and
Love Teen Mom

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lovelife17
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 12:32am UTC

format by n0stalgia. do not remove credit.
Karma takes too long,
I'D RATHER JUST BEAT THE SH*T OUT OF YOU NOW.
♥
format by n0stalgia. do not remove credit.

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xxbronsonluuvvvyxx9
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 12:33am UTC

Which way do g a y guys go?
One Direction :)
~ NOT a hater of One Direction or g a y ppl :) <3, just thought this was funny (: <3 if u do too :)
Hoping for a top quotteee :) <3333

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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iwantafairytail
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 12:33am UTC

It's not that I hate you..
I'd just be really happy if you disappeared of the face of earth.
nmq.

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Leoneo
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 12:34am UTC

U r some1 so wonderful,U r my closest friend n with this i promise.To love u till END.=)

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toey
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 12:34am UTC

uuuhhhg dont u just hate when you find ur bfs house and ur frend yells out his name as loud as he can and then crashes into his trash can and ur bfs MOM COMES OUT!!???? i dd -,-

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slipped_away
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 12:35am UTC

i like stephen hawking.
hes a good singer.

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abkamel*
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March 24, 2012 12:35am UTC

Format by Requestables
You Tube search
One Direction XFactor 2010
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Not my format. *true story
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Fave if you are watching this in 2012♥
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