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Quotes added on Sunday, December 11 2011


  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. FeralCatOwner FeralCatOwner
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 12:11am UTC
    The awkward moment when...
    Your in a really quiet store, and all of a sudden you squeak a dog toy, and it makes a REALLY loud squeak

  3. xmicayla13 xmicayla13
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 12:11am UTC
    I tried to talk to you;
    I tried to start a conversation.
    I brought up a funny memory;
    I brought an old joke.
    &+ I got a one word reply.
    I'll still be waiting for you;
    But for the real you, the one I love.

  4. foreverachild614 foreverachild614
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 12:12am UTC
    Im Not Saying I'm PERFECT In Fact I Know Im No Were NEAR It I'm Just Saying Im WORTH It ...

  5. Seaglass Seaglass
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 12:12am UTC
    Distance
    Means so little when someone means so much.

  6. LivingDisaster LivingDisaster
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 12:12am UTC
    Dear whores,
    Why don't you put some sand in
    your vagainas so those crabs feel
    more at home.
    Kthanks.

  7. Xx_EscapingThisReality_xX Xx_EscapingThisReality_xX
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 12:12am UTC
    confession #14
    i wish i could control who i fell in love with. it would make life so much easier.

  8. StuckInsideIsAGirlWhosReal StuckInsideIsAGirlWhosReal
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 12:12am UTC
    My new favorite song is
    A Thousand Years by Christina Perry
    Format by Sandrasaurus


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. rileylover11 rileylover11
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 12:12am UTC
    A dad comes home drunk and mad, he pulls out a gun
    and shoots his wife and turns to the gun himself and
    pulls the trigger. The little girl sits behind a couch
    crying. The police came and took the little girl to a
    new family, and she went to her first Sunday school at
    church. She walks past the building and sees a picture
    of Jesus on the cross. The little girl then ask's the
    teacher "How did that m...an...............get off the
    cross?" the Teacher replied "He never did" then the
    little girl argued "Yes he did. Because the night that
    my mommy and daddy died he sat next to me behind
    the couch, telling me everything was going to be
    alright". 66% of you won't post this, But remember
    what the bible say's "Deny me in front of your friends
    and i shall Deny you in front of my father". So re-post
    this,
    remember god saw you read this

  11. HowToSaveALife HowToSaveALife
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 12:12am UTC
    Being unwanted isn't something new to me, but it doesn't mean, that I'm used to it. It still hurts. It still causes me to ache, to cry. But I keep going. Happy or not, I'm still alive. Struggling, but trying. I'll never get to have those happy memories most teenagers have. Going to parties, actually fiting in. Having endless amount of friends, that actually care enough about you to include you in. I'm a 15 year old girl, whose never been held, kissed, or loved by a guy. I don't know what it's like to be adored. I don't spend every waking moment worrying about guys, doesn't mean I don't want someone. I have plenty of years to find someone. But it would be nice to feel loved. Just for a moment. To be honest, I know I'll never get that. And I guess, I'm okay with it. I'll be okay.

  12. lil_angel101 lil_angel101
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 12:13am UTC
    DON'T READ THIS!!!!
    90% of people will marry their 7th- 12th grade love♥.
    Since you read this, you'll be told great news tonight. but if you don't repost this, your worst week starts now


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. Jordan_J77 Jordan_J77
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 12:13am UTC
    Dear Santa,
    I can explain

  15. skyewillflyhigh* skyewillflyhigh*
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 12:14am UTC
    I'm dating a guy a grade lower than me,
    Is that wrong?
    He's the sweetest guy in the world and he doesn't only like me for my boobs or to have "fun" he likes me for me. That's exactly what I want.
    © ThatsSoMeee

  16. LivingDisaster LivingDisaster
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 12:14am UTC
    Sleeping naked, cause you can't get
    comfortable when you're wearing
    clothes.

  17. xXKatKillsXx xXKatKillsXx
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 12:15am UTC
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  18. Tigger Tigger
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 12:15am UTC
    13 more days till Christmas
    Normally that's not a lot but
    School will make this feel like a lifetime

  19. lexilovesyou9 lexilovesyou9
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 12:15am UTC
    Those random moods
    where you just wanna kill everyone
    for no apparent reason...

  20. BlueTears8 BlueTears8
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 12:15am UTC
    OnceYouRealize
    How much you’ve hurt me,
    I’ll have moved on so long before
    You won’t even have the chance to apologize.

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