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Jordan_J77

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Member Since: 13 Nov 2011 06:16pm

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I'll never let Go I promise

Jordan_J77
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February 12, 2013 4:27pm UTC

Some people just need to be thrown into international waters.

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Jordan_J77
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February 12, 2013 4:25pm UTC

I love you. I knew it the minute I met you. I'm sorry it took so long for me to catch up. I just got stuck.

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Jordan_J77
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September 25, 2012 5:46pm UTC

Don't let me fall for you if your not willing to catch me...

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Jordan_J77
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August 29, 2012 8:59pm UTC

The only way I brush my teeth
Wash the brush, put the toothpaste on, and wash it again

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Jordan_J77
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July 30, 2012 5:49pm UTC

Me: *Goes to add a new quote but can't think of one*
Me: *Goes to top quotes* O that one is good, how didn't i think of that?
Me: *Goes back to add a new quote*
Me: *Logs off and trys again later*

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Jordan_J77
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July 29, 2012 9:45pm UTC

That Awkward Moment when...
You have 69 followers -___-

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Jordan_J77
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July 29, 2012 9:46am UTC

format by neversaynever16
Your eyes tell the story of a what once was a fighter and now a survivor

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Jordan_J77
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June 2, 2012 4:43pm UTC

S.W.A.G
She Wants A Gentlemen

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Jordan_J77
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May 28, 2012 12:01pm UTC

My 24 year old brother set the stove in flames and tried to put it out with a broom
Who else wants to know what made him grab a broom :/

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Jordan_J77
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May 28, 2012 11:53am UTC

Im gonna throw you in front of traffic
What?
I'm just kidding.
Ok good
Im gonna burn you alive
I love my friends and they love me back as you can see

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Jordan_J77
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May 28, 2012 11:44am UTC

●
When its
really hot outside
you wish it
was winter.
Format by Breeze

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Jordan_J77
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May 28, 2012 11:40am UTC

Fail #1
When your trying to drink something while in a car, just sets you up for a diaster.

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Jordan_J77
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May 28, 2012 11:35am UTC

You are in a relationship with Yourself
♥ 1 minutes ago · Mom Dad likes this· Comment · See Friendship
How do I have a feeling this is how its always gonna be...

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Jordan_J77
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May 26, 2012 5:20pm UTC

Y.O.L.O
You Obviously Love Oreos <3

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Jordan_J77
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May 25, 2012 4:18pm UTC

Today the senior class poured a bunch of super bouncy balls down the 3 flight stairwell as the senior prank

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Jordan_J77
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May 25, 2012 4:13pm UTC

When you get in the car , you turn on the radio and your favorite song ends :/
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Jordan_J77
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May 25, 2012 4:06pm UTC

Finding Nemo
Marvin: Don't touch the boat!
Nemo: YOLO
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