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Jordan_J77

1. Jordan_J77
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2012 8:16pm UTC
   The only reason I like someones status on facebook
   Is because I either am to lazy to comment or someone already commented that I don't know
   Format credit to haleymaureen2
   
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2. Jordan_J77
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   January 24, 2012 8:08pm UTC
   Me: I need to do my homework
   Friend: Theres an app for that
   Me: Are we supposed to have snow today
   Friend: There's an app for that
   Me:What should we do at my birthday party
   Friend: There is an app for that
   Me: What isn't there an app for
   Friend: Going to the bathroom
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3. Jordan_J77
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   January 23, 2012 8:47pm UTC
   When you answer a question in class
   and the teacher says "Are you sure" and then your like "I was"
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4. Jordan_J77
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   January 23, 2012 6:36pm UTC
   If I go on a date and its bad, I'm just gonna stand up and say "I'm an actor, they're all actors and your're on MYV's diaster date!" and run out
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5. Jordan_J77
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   January 23, 2012 6:32pm UTC
   Dude I wasn't that drunk...
   Dude you asked your girlfriend if she was single
   
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6. Jordan_J77
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   January 22, 2012 7:00pm UTC
   I want to know how many girls out there play video games...
   Fav if you do and comment if you don't
   
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7. Jordan_J77
   posted a quote
   January 22, 2012 6:47pm UTC
   When your trying to
   put a cookie in a cup of milk and it doesn't fit.
   
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8. Jordan_J77
   posted a quote
   January 22, 2012 6:35pm UTC
   When you about to
   Change your profile picture and you realize whats going on in the background
   
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9. Jordan_J77
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   January 22, 2012 6:33pm UTC
   I don't trip,
   I do random gravity checks
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10. Jordan_J77
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    IMPORTANT MESSAGE
    Below
    How many of you read this because it said important message
    
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11. Jordan_J77
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    How much teenagers cares about politics
    Any regular time: what are you talking about?
    Presidential election: meh
    The second the internet is being threatened: Nothing more important
    
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12. Jordan_J77
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 11:08am UTC
    People:
    Dogs must be on a leash at all times
    Dogs:
    Grrr Bark Bark Woof Grrrrrrrrrrr Bark
    I saw this sign at a dog park.
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13. Jordan_J77
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    January 21, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    When your texting somebody and you wait a minute for them to reply and it feels like forever
    
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14. Jordan_J77
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    January 21, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    "I need To Talk to you"
    That one sentence that has to make you remember every single bad thing you did in your whole life
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15. Jordan_J77
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    January 20, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    format by sandrasaurus
    That moment when walk into a
    spider web and suddenly turn into a karate master
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16. Jordan_J77
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    January 20, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    Graduation Speech:
    I would like to thank Wikipedia and Google for getting me here
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17. Jordan_J77
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    January 20, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    Found Perfect
    Spot in hide and seek
    Never had to pee
    So bad in my life
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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18. Jordan_J77
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    Leonardo DoCaprio never died in the Titanic. The end scene of the Titanic is him going underwater.
    The begginning scene in Inception is him waking up on a beach. It's a movie inside a movie.
    Mind=Blown
    
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19. Jordan_J77
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    January 19, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    Stuty
    The act of texting, eating, and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
    
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20. Jordan_J77
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    January 19, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    I wumbo you wumbo
    He, she, we wumbo
    --Patrick Star
    ©kaykayy04
    
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