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Jordan_J77

1. Jordan_J77
   posted a quote
   March 5, 2012 7:39pm UTC
   Mom: There is millions of people in Africa living in terrible conditions
   Me: Yes mom let me just put my problems aside and save all of Africa
   
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2. Jordan_J77
   posted a quote
   February 27, 2012 4:23pm UTC
   Somebody: I am cooler than you
   Me: So that means I'm hot...ok i am good with that
   
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3. Jordan_J77
   posted a quote
   February 27, 2012 4:15pm UTC
   I wish
   My mini wheats would talk to me
   
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4. Jordan_J77
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2012 9:03pm UTC
   CAUSE WHAT IF YOU BLESSINGS COME THROUGH RAINSDROP
   WHAT IF YOU HEALING COMES THROUGH TEARS
   WHAT IF A THOUSAND SLEEPLESS NIGHTS
   IS WHAT IT TAKES TO KNOW YOUR NEAR
   <3
   
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5. Jordan_J77
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2012 8:44pm UTC
   HAVE A VALENTINE- COMMENT
   BITTERLY ALONE- FAV
   
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6. Jordan_J77
   posted a quote
   February 11, 2012 8:54pm UTC
   Me: I have the best news
   Bestfriend: What?
   Me: My crush said hi to me
   Bestfriend: Well its a start
   
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7. Jordan_J77
   posted a quote
   February 11, 2012 8:47pm UTC
   Do you love her?
   Yes
   No
   
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8. Jordan_J77
   posted a quote
   February 11, 2012 8:41pm UTC
   Format by XxprettxX
   Come stop your crying
   It will be alright
   Just take my hand hold it tight
   I will protect you
   from all around you
   I will be here
   Don't you cry
   
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9. Jordan_J77
   posted a quote
   February 11, 2012 8:38pm UTC
   I'll
   save
   you
   Format by DamnnTaylerx
   
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10. Jordan_J77
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    It takes a second to fall in love but a lifetime to forget
    
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11. Jordan_J77
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    When your holding the door for somebody and then the rest of the place decides to come with them and your turn from a nice person to a doormen
    Happens everytime
    
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12. Jordan_J77
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    .
    Your life
    Your Past
    Your Goals
    Your regrets
    Your Future
    Your Failure
    Your hope
    Your demise
    It's your choice
    
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13. Jordan_J77
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    When you were younger...
    Didn't you think the white ring around a killer whales eye was it's real eye
    
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14. Jordan_J77
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    January 29, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    Hate is easy-----Love takes courage
    
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15. Jordan_J77
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    Who is sick of the 'pending moderation" quotes getting top quotes
    
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16. Jordan_J77
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    January 28, 2012 12:39pm UTC
    Childhood is like being drunk...Everyone remebers what you did, except you
    
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17. Jordan_J77
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    January 25, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    We all have that one friend
    who treats you like your their kid and they are like 2 months older than you
    
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18. Jordan_J77
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    January 25, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    When your hand touches a unknown liquid and your like
    "Mom I think we need to amputate my arm"
    
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19. Jordan_J77
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    When I first wrote on myself with permanent marker
    I thought it would never come off
    Most hilarious thing ever
    
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20. Jordan_J77
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    What happened?
    
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