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Quotes added on Thursday, December 1 2011

  1. xoxotiffany xoxotiffany
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 12:18am UTC
    Steve:
    "Witty was originally made for men and women but girls took it over."

  2. KeepOnBringingMeDownx KeepOnBringingMeDownx
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 12:18am UTC
    if you ever leave me, baby,
    leave some morphine at my door.
    Cause it would take a whole lot of medication
    to realize what we used to have,
    we dont have it anymore.

  3. lost_in_the_shadows lost_in_the_shadows
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 12:18am UTC
    Everyday I convince myself more and more that I'll never be good enough.
    Now I'm finally starting to believe it.

  4. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 12:19am UTC
    [ ] I am above the
    influence
    [ ] I am under the
    infulence
    [x] I am the influence
    -nmq
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  5. xxxMusicIsLifexxx xxxMusicIsLifexxx
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 12:19am UTC
    A C e l e b r i t y S i z e d M i s t a k e
    Chapter 54
    Taboo's P.O.V
    "Fergie, how come you have nothing to cook in this huge house?!" I sarcastically asked, going through all of her cabinets and her fridge.
    "I told you I had nothing! I probably ate it all without realizing it." she grunted, with a annoyed look on her face.
    I smirked, "Do you want eggs?" She scrunched her nose, and shook her head. "Ick."
    "A bagel?"
    "Nah."
    I went down a list of things I could make for her, but all of it was a no. She's worse than Jaymie when she was pregnant.
    "Ugh, how about pancakes?!"
    She paused for a moment, thinking.
    "With chocolate chips?" I added.
    She smiled, and finally nodded her head yes. Thank the Lord.
    I make everything from scratch, so I got out the flour, the milk, the eggs, and the chocolate chips.
    I poured the flour into a big mixing bowl, added 3/4 cup of milk, 2 eggs, and mixed it together.
    Then I poured the chocolate chips into the batter, they sunk into the goopy mixture like a rock in the great sea.
    I gave it one more good mix before pouring it onto the frying pan on the stove. I made four of them, let them cook, then made four more. Hmm, eight isn't going to be enough is it? Shoot.
    I was out of ingrediants, so I had to think on my feet.
    Oh duh, I could make bacon, toast. Side dishes.
    I got to work on that, and by the time I was done, there was a knock on the door.
    Fergie and Will weren't insight, so I wiped my hands off and answered the door. Standing ther, was a smiling Apl.
    "I didn't expect to see you." he smirked.
    I shrugged, "Ferg's got me on cooking duty. I just finished, perfect timing."
    I smiled, "Awesome. I'm always up for food!"
    I laughed.
    "Yo Will! Ferg! Food's ready!" apl called, helping me set the table.
    Yeah yeah, I know your laughing at me in your head. I'm sounding like a housewife, but honestly I'm used to it. This is a daily routine in my house, only Jalen helps me instead of Apl.
    I heard Will come thumping down the stairs, and the slight pitter patter of Fergie's soft feet. Lound thunder and quiet lightning, a lion and a mouse.
    "Easy! You're gonna go right through my staircase!" Ferg shouted.
    Will turned his head and smiled, "It's food, I'm a guy, do the math."
    She rolled her eyes.
    We sat at Fergie's glass dining room table, her giant chandelier hanging above us. I still can't believe she paid a quater of a million dollars for it. I guess it's a girl thing.
    "Do you like it?" I asked Ferg, who was taking a big bite out of her pancake.
    she nodded her fast with a smile, I smiled back.
    "You could be a chef Tab." Will joked.
    "Ha, in what world?"
    "Mine! Come to my house every hour! I'll pay you!" Will chirped with a grin.
    "You're crazy" I laughed.
    "It's my personality." he snapped back.
    When i looked back at Ferg., her food was gone. Vanished.
    She was wiping her mouth, dang!
    "What did you do, inhail it?!" I asked.
    She giggled, "I was hungry."
    "I can tell.."
    I heard Will chuckle, and he gave Fergie this funny look. like this half happy half lovey dovey look.
    Awkward?
    I think I'm gonna fastfoward a few months to pick up the paste... this story is taking up a zillion chapters! :p haha

  6. sami_xoxo3 sami_xoxo3
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 12:24am UTC
    If someone loves you, exactly the way you are,
    don't let them go.
    nmf

  7. hollie_martini hollie_martini
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 12:25am UTC
    confession #5
    i wrote down my 1st 4 confessions on a peice of paper and then i lost it.

  8. radiancewithin radiancewithin
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 12:25am UTC
    I don't care if you're
    gay,
    lesbian,
    bisexual,
    or straight.
    If God loves you,
    then I will too.

  9. CaylaCouturee CaylaCouturee
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 12:25am UTC
    BREAKING NEWS: Dora the Explorer suffers heart attack after discovering Google Maps! I read this in the LA Times

  10. OneBreathAway OneBreathAway
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 12:26am UTC
    This is an A and B conversation, so C your way out before D jumps over E and F 's you like a G.
    nmq

  11. smartnsavy smartnsavy
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 12:26am UTC
    Did you know:
    -Kissing is healthy
    -Bananas are good for cramps
    - Chicken soup actually makes you feel better
    - It's true, guys DO insult you if they like you
    - Having someone rub your tummy when it hurts actually makes it feel better
    - 89% of guys want girls to make the first move
    - Girls love it when guys hug them from behind the waist
    - Chocolate makes you feel better
    - Girls like it when guys let them wear their jacket/hoodie
    - Guys think it's cute when their girl messes up
    - A true friend will NEVER judge you
    - There is only one guy worth you're tears
    - If you had a dream about someone, that means they went to bed that night thinking of you
    <3

  12. HangInThere HangInThere
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 12:27am UTC
    Dude. You've got short hair. Don't even think about giving me the JB flick!

  13. lollypop398 lollypop398
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 12:27am UTC
    lets play a game it only involes two.....you speak your mind and ill speak mine two

  14. Butterflylovely Butterflylovely
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 12:27am UTC
    0 = I can never luv u!
    1 = Definetely not attractive.
    2 = Decent.
    3 = luv u as a friend
    4 = Cute.
    5 = Hot as hell !!
    6 = PRETTY HOT AND TEMPTiNG!
    7 = Lovable, I LOVE YOU!!!
    8 = I'd take you ova my bf/gf!!!
    8 and 1/2 = I really want u now
    9 = I'd marry you.
    10 = I need u because ur the best thing that I will ever have and I luv u with all my heart

  15. swagginitup96 swagginitup96
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 12:28am UTC
    Your heart can break,
    your soul can ache,
    your confidence can shake,
    your smile can be fake,
    but your life was never a mistake

  16. adorationsecstasy adorationsecstasy
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 12:28am UTC
    For every fave I'll do a confession...
    I never do these so this is rare.

  17. HowtoSaveaLife17 HowtoSaveaLife17
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 12:29am UTC
    Gorgeous
    CHAPTER 29
    Will's POV
    Sam walked with me to the river and we sat down on the grass.
    My head was in her lap and I held her hand, playing with her fingers while we listened to the water.
    We didn't speak, not at all. We were having a silent conversation with our eyes.
    I smiled at her, and she smiled back, but I saw the sadness in her eyes.
    "What's wrong?" I whispered.
    "Nothing." Sam lied. She looked up at the water and then back down at me.
    "Don't lie to me." I said. I sat up and turned her head gently with my fingers so that she would face me.
    "Please trust me." Sam said. I nodded.
    Our lips connected a moment later and Sam didn't smile the way she always did. Something was wrong.
    "Please tell me." I said. Our foreheads were still pressed together, but our lips had momentarily parted.
    "Lucy spent the night at your house, didn't she?" Sam asked.
    "Yeah, but nothing happened." I said. Sam looked away.
    "Hey, " I said, turning her face with my fingers again. "I would never cheat on you. You know that." I say. Sam closes her eyes and moves my hand from her face.
    "No, I don't know that. She's with you all the time, Will." Sam says. Its just barely loud enough for me to hear, and her voice breaks on my name. I turn her head and wipe the tears from her cheeks with my thumb.
    "Shh, Sammy." I whispered.
    "Don't 'shh, Sammy' me, Will!" Sam snapped, swatting my hand away.
    I sat there, looking at her.
    "You don't really think I'd cheat on you, do you?" I ask after a moment. Sam covers her face with her hands.
    "I saw you Will! I saw you in her car, I saw you kiss her." Sam yells.
    She was there? How could she have seen us?
    "I didn't kiss her, Sam. She kissed me." I said. It was a lame excuse, and it sounded so lame I wanted to slap myself.
    "Will, how can you sit here and promise that you'd never cheat on me, when you have!?" Sam asked. Why didn't I call her, tell her what happened?
    I shut my eyes tight.
    "I'm sorry, Will. This is over." Sam says. She stands up and starts running away.
    I know there's no point in chasing her, but I chase her anyway.
    "Sam, come back! Please!" Sam didn't slow down.
    She didn't turn around.
    Sam was gone.

  18. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 12:30am UTC
    If I ever had to run for my life…
    I'd probably die

  19. KeepOnBringingMeDownx KeepOnBringingMeDownx
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 12:31am UTC
    i l l pick up these broken pieces til im bleeding
    i f t h a t ' l l m a k e i t r i g h t.

  20. DoWhatYouLove DoWhatYouLove
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 12:31am UTC
    I want to travel the world.And meet a hot guy in every country<3

:)

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