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hollie_martini

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Member Since: 10 Jul 2011 10:15pm

Last Seen: 5 Dec 2012 01:29am

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MY FAVE BANDS! if yours isnt on here tell me i will listen and if i like it will go on :)

a fire inside (AFI)
avenged sevenfold (A7x)
bullet for my valentine (bfmv)
we are the ocean (wato)
alesana
black veil brides (bvb)
escape the fate (etf)
falling in reverse (fir)
three days grace (3dg)
linkin park
evanescence
duran duran
ramstien
green day
the last goodnight (tlg)
muse
my chemical romance (mcr)
blink 182
30 seconds to mars (30 stm)

lmfao (that is for you sarah :) )


  1. hollie_martini hollie_martini
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 2:05am UTC
    putting up halloween decorations at christmas

  2. hollie_martini hollie_martini
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 7:46pm UTC
    im not trying to earn faves or anything but who here thinks i should post me singing on youtube?

  3. hollie_martini hollie_martini
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 7:45pm UTC
    me: OMG! THERE IS A DOLL OF THE SEXIEST MAN IN THE WORLD! :O
    friend:who?
    me:who do you think?
    friend:JUSTIN BIEBERi just pictured him shirtless.ooh yeah.
    me:lol no me talking?
    friend:what?
    me:if im talking who is the sexiest man alive?
    friend:justin bieber.OH WAIT...j..e..ffree... sta..rr?D:
    me:no ew!my obsession?
    friend:um,erm,KYLE?
    me:no oh yeah there is a doll of kyle wayne hill the infamous cutie from bethanga!
    friend has gone offline
    i was talking about davey havok *sighs*

  4. hollie_martini hollie_martini
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 10:59pm UTC
    next time someone calls me a b*tch im gonna say 'aww you think im cute?'
    and the reason for that is:
    a b*tch is a female DOG
    a dog is a grown up puppy
    puppies are cute
    therefore they are saying i am cute :)

  5. hollie_martini hollie_martini
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 10:40pm UTC
    i just watched the video for we found love by rihanna and i was NOT impressed.
    im sorry. great song but the video is over the top.i reckon over half the people watchin' this are teens.this video is saying its okay to: smoke, shoplift, strip and people are saying kids these days are influenced by what they see on tv. that for alot of people is a true fact and if this is what they are seeing...we have a TERRIBLE future. thankyou.

  6. hollie_martini hollie_martini
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 2:15am UTC
    hey i have to get my friend a christmas present...but i dont know what to get her...she is a total nerd-girl and i dont want to spend more than $5 coz i have to buy stuff for alot of people...any ideas?

  7. hollie_martini hollie_martini
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 12:01am UTC
    save the whales!
    eat a carrot!

  8. hollie_martini hollie_martini
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 1:44am UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. hollie_martini hollie_martini
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 11:53pm UTC
    i get up for a drink and waht do i come back with?
    half a bag of chips!

  10. hollie_martini hollie_martini
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 11:01pm UTC
    its not that your a bad singer its just that your singing notes that havent even been invented yet

  11. hollie_martini hollie_martini
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 6:41pm UTC
    today
    i got a chip shaped like pacman

  12. hollie_martini hollie_martini
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 1:41am UTC
    pressing play on your mp3 player because you paused your music then realising you turned it off.

  13. hollie_martini hollie_martini
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 12:25am UTC
    confession #5
    i wrote down my 1st 4 confessions on a peice of paper and then i lost it.

  14. hollie_martini hollie_martini
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 2:35am UTC
    your parents tell you to do something
    i say : 'k'
    20 minutes later
    still at computer desk completely forgotten about what they told you to do
    parents: 'excuse me? i thought i told you to do something like 20 mins ago'.
    me: 'yeah i was about to do it!'
    when you have actually totally forgotten

  15. hollie_martini hollie_martini
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 1:27am UTC
    crush: my ex was hot
    me: '___'

  16. hollie_martini hollie_martini
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 1:23am UTC
    playing mario kart...on DS and swaying while you turn

  17. hollie_martini hollie_martini
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    the awkward moment when:
    your dad is weightlifting and sits in the same position a woman does when she is giving birth

  18. hollie_martini hollie_martini
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 4:29am UTC
    the awkward moment when:
    there is like 10 minutes left in class and the teacher is walking around and stops at your desk and ask how much work you have done and you havent even started.

  19. hollie_martini hollie_martini
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 4:27am UTC
    the awkward moment when:
    you are putting up chairs in class and your dress gets caught on the chair

  20. hollie_martini hollie_martini
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    in a conversation with someone cool.
    me: yay da snippy cut da cotton on my shirt!
    friend: :l dude no.
    me: what?
    issa true fact and...
    ima go ninja style on yow ayas! coz dey work on da cotton. and then i rip off da pocket! yay we all happy now braaada!

:)

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