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Quotes added on Wednesday, August 17 2011

  1. Biebergirl6 Biebergirl6
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2011 12:00am EDT
    The
    "earth"
    without
    "art"
    is
    just
    "eh"

  2. xolivelaghlveox xolivelaghlveox
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2011 12:00am EDT
    The blonde test :)
    lets see whos a dumb blondeeee.
    25 out of 40
    1 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
    2 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
    3 [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
    4 [ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
    5 [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed,then people gave you weird looks
    6 [ ] You have ran into a tree
    7 [ ] It is possible to lick your elbow
    8 [x] You tried to lick your elbow after you read this
    9 [ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
    10 [ ] You just tried to sing them
    11 [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
    12 [x] You have choked on your own spit
    13 [ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
    14 [x] You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
    15 [x] You just looked at it
    16 [x] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
    17 [x] A LOT of People have called you slow
    18 [] You have accidentally caught something on fire
    19 [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went somewhere else on your face
    20 [x] You have caught yourself drooling
    21 [ ] You've fallen asleep in class
    22 [ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
    23 [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
    24 [ ] People are often shaking their heads at you and walk away from you
    25 [x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
    26 [x] You use your fingers to do simple math
    27 [ ] You have eaten a bug
    28 [x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
    29 [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
    30 [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
    31 [] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
    32 [x] You break a lot of things; just about everyday
    33 [] Your friends know not to use big words around you
    34 [] You tilt your head when you're confusedd
    35 [x] You have fallen out of your chair before
    36 [x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.
    37 [x] The word 'umm' is used many times a day
    38 [x] You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
    39 [ ] You have spelled your name wrong
    40 [x] You have packed to go somewhere and totally forgot the most important thing

  3. sammygirl1918 sammygirl1918
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2011 12:00am EDT
    Forgiving is hard,
    Forgetting is worse.
    Hate is painful,
    and
    Love is a curse

  4. phoeeebexo phoeeebexo
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2011 12:00am EDT
    Confession #2
    - I like pretty much every type of music!

  5. Potatoechipdip Potatoechipdip
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2011 12:00am EDT
    Dirty Pickup lines #11
    Give me a dollar, and I'll make you Holler!

  6. jackierose jackierose
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2011 12:00am EDT
    Confession 4;
    I have a fear of shots, and death.

  7. Ruthy Ruthy
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2011 12:00am EDT
    To Be Honest;
    When i first saw you,
    You seemed like a nice guy,easy going & has a cute smile (;
    Once i met you,we got along so well,now were really close,
    To Be Honest;
    You'll always be a Big Brother to me & i'll always Love You Soo Much !!
    Dedicated to my Beessttiiee ❤ (Ihaia)

  8. pinkmoka_456 pinkmoka_456
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2011 12:00am EDT
    Everything has Beauty
    But not every one see's it.

  9. brookeycookie87 brookeycookie87
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2011 12:00am EDT
    Can you feel it
    Mr.Krabs

    nmf

  10. StoppedTrying StoppedTrying
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2011 12:00am EDT
    When life gives you
    a hundred reasons to cry*
    Show life that you have
    a thousand reasons to smile*

  11. sixbillionsecretsreader sixbillionsecretsreader
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2011 12:00am EDT
    is it weird that i cant remember any of my childhood?
    -Six billion secrets (mine)
    can anyone help me with this???

  12. xXxloveUeddyxXx xXxloveUeddyxXx
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2011 12:00am EDT
    Is weird a bad thing?
    I think not!

  13. meggieb131 meggieb131
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2011 12:01am EDT
    He texted me last night..
    Me: "What do you look for in a girl?"
    Him: "Honestly everything you are...I don't mean to
    freak you out or anything but u are my dream girl. I
    love your deep blue eyes, your bright blonde hair, your passion for music, and you're super funny. Oh
    and you're adorable too but that's just a bonus :)"
    Fav if you think this is cute.
    *True story

  14. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2011 12:01am EDT
    Have a nice life
    I'M DONE TRYING TO BE IN IT.
    nmf

  15. hello_universe hello_universe
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2011 12:01am EDT
    Mondays I sleep awayTuesdays I lay awakeWednesdays, they are the worstThursdays I reminiceFridays I see your faceAnd I can't breatheDare4Distance.NeverShoutNever.:D

  16. brittwzhere brittwzhere
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2011 12:01am EDT
    i love you.
    i loved you.

  17. JazzyBoo JazzyBoo
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2011 12:01am EDT
    I'm happy that he doesn't love me Anymore,
    Truth is I hope he gets an STD from one of his Whores<3

  18. x3Tearsofjoy x3Tearsofjoy
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2011 12:01am EDT
    You're paper thin..
    ..And it's visible.

  19. Fight4Luv298 Fight4Luv298
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2011 12:01am EDT
    The awkward moment when you wake
    up and for that one second your just like,
    where am I?

  20. Where_the_Lines_Overlap Where_the_Lines_Overlap
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2011 12:01am EDT
    Hey!!
    Do you like Fantasy books?
    check out
    The Chronicles of Elijah Kain
    By: Matt Easterwood
    It comes out the August 28th.
    Here's the website: superminds.webs.com
    "They led perfectly normal, teenage lives until an immortal called Calamity tried to kill them. Sixteen year old Elijah Kain and his closest friends receive Super Powers after being forced into a world that's been hidden under humanity's nose for ages. They soon learn that Calamity seeks the Blue One, the only person who can save the world from the clutches of evil. When they discover that the Blue One is Elijah, and Calamity only wants to kill him, the young heroes realize that if they die, the world is doomed. They plan to do something he doesn't expect…fight back. Despite their determination, they know it won’t be so easy, especially with Super Powers they have no idea how to use. Just when they think they don’t stand a chance, Elijah discovers a hidden blade that has the power to destroy Calamity and save the world. But what they don't know is why the sword was hidden in the first place, and what it can really do. When one of Elijah’s closest friends touches the ancient blade, she goes insane for reasons no one can understand. Even worse yet, she attacks her family and goes missing without a trace. When Calamity plans on finding their missing friend first, the young heroes become desperate to beat him there. They have no choice but to turn to the Witch of Akron, a crazy old lady who lives down the street. Once they ask her for help, they learn that her past is connected to Calamity’s, which could make her their perfect ally. And once they know the truth, they realize that what they've been forced into is a lot bigger than any of them would have ever imagined."

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