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Where_the_Lines_Overlap

1. Where_the_Lines_Overlap
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 12:28am UTC
   There should be an entirely different witty for One Direction
   Called 1 D p r o f i l e s . c o m
   
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2. Where_the_Lines_Overlap
   posted a quote
   March 21, 2012 9:53am UTC
   WITTY IN SCHOOL WADDUP
   
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3. Where_the_Lines_Overlap
   posted a quote
   January 18, 2012 3:34pm UTC
   STOP INTERNET CENSORSHIP
   SIGN THE PETITION
   https://www.google.com/landing/takeaction/
   
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4. Where_the_Lines_Overlap
   posted a quote
   December 27, 2011 4:38pm UTC
   You've got to be
   kitten
   me right
   meow.
   
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5. Where_the_Lines_Overlap
   posted a quote
   December 13, 2011 7:10pm UTC
   I've never been in a relationship.
   
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6. Where_the_Lines_Overlap
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2011 10:42pm UTC
   MY FAMILY:
   QUICK
   she's in the shower.
   TURN ON ALL THE SINKS
   
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7. Where_the_Lines_Overlap
   posted a quote
   December 10, 2011 11:38pm UTC
   His gorgeous blue eyes.
   Nuff said
   
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8. Where_the_Lines_Overlap
   posted a quote
   December 10, 2011 10:59am UTC
   That amazing moment when one of his friends bumps him into you
   ♥
   
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9. Where_the_Lines_Overlap
   posted a quote
   December 5, 2011 6:58pm UTC
   LIVEXLAUGHXLOVE
   It's what eveybody wants to do...
   they just cant with you aroud.
   ♥
   
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10. Where_the_Lines_Overlap
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 12:36am UTC
    ♚
    DONT
    PANIC
    AND
    BRING A
    TOWEL
    NMF♥
    
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11. Where_the_Lines_Overlap
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 11:04pm UTC
    I WOULDN'T MIND SPENDING MY ENTIRE LIFE
    with you.
    ♥
    
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12. Where_the_Lines_Overlap
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 10:50pm UTC
    What can I tell you about
    him?
    Well, you see…
    He’s a gentleman. He’s so sweet and he says stuff like “What ever happened to treating a girl right?” and “Well, that wouldn’t be very gentleman like of me.”
    He has blonde hair and blue eyes. His blue eyes are very bright, and they are gorgeous when light is hitting them.
    He has a twin. His twin doesn’t look anything like him. They normally don’t get along.
    His favorite book is The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
    We have a lot of inside jokes.
    He’s five feet, six inches.
    He gives me his hoodie when I’m cold.
    He’s very smart. He’s in honors and gifted classes.
    He swims as a sport. He’s very good but he doesn’t believe in himself enough.
    He has a ton of friends who are girls. He says the boys in our school are too immature.
    He loves bubble wrap.
    He doesn’t like spiders.
    He has to bleach his hair next year, even though it’s already blonde, for swimming.
    He LOVES chocolate.
    He likes to wear suits.
    He doesn’t crush on the preppy and slutty girls at our school.
    He doesn’t play that many video games.
    He’s in band.
    He doesn’t normally play WoW, but he’s for the horde…
    He likes sunlight more than clouds and rain and stuff.
    He makes “creeper” and “stalker” jokes a lot.
    He doesn’t like gum or soda.
    He likes it when I write him notes when I’m bored in class.
    &&&I’d tell you more, but I don’t want you to up liking him too
    ♥
    
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13. Where_the_Lines_Overlap
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 8:56pm UTC
    "If there's anything more important than my ego around,
    I want it caught and shot now."
    -Zaphod in h2g2
    
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14. Where_the_Lines_Overlap
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    Psshhh
    I'm in a realationship with
    cleverbot
    
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15. Where_the_Lines_Overlap
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 2:19pm UTC
    Ron: PERIOD
    Hermione: I thought your catchphrase was bloody hell...?
    Ron: Same thing.
    
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16. Where_the_Lines_Overlap
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 2:13pm UTC
    why is the
    rum gone?!
    
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17. Where_the_Lines_Overlap
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 6:03pm UTC
    He said to me...
    "You're cute becasue you're short."
    and then he
    Teased me about being short for about a month. Still does it too.
    
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18. Where_the_Lines_Overlap
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    I dislocated my kneecap and I'm sick.
    He's been texting me to see if I'm feeling better every day
    (and having convos with me)
    
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19. Where_the_Lines_Overlap
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 8:20pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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20. Where_the_Lines_Overlap
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    if time is money, is an atm a time machine?
    
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