Quotes added on Saturday, June 4 2011

hearttbreakerrx3
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 12:48am UTC

my ex but current best friend
said this to me while
we were on the phone today
"When I was four years old I saw my mom get hit so many times. Right then I took a vowel never to lay hands on any women."
♥
-credit to phenomenal for the format.♥

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irishkell96
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 12:48am UTC

So today I looked at an
old plunger I had in my
closet and it read...
Caution:
Do not use near
power lines.
Well there go my plans
for the day.
my original format.credit please

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xoxobeckaxoxo
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 12:49am UTC

did you know that when someone appears in your dreams, it's because they miss you. <3

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X3TrexClawsX3
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 12:49am UTC

And I Hate It When
You're expecting a loud noise, then it happens, and it scares you shitless.
♥♥♥

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xjaseyrae
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 12:49am UTC

i almost threw a knife at my computer while witty was down...♥

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 12:50am UTC

I'd rather stare at a wall
Than to do my homework.

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xobeckaxo
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 12:51am UTC

life is like a rollercoaster
but it's your choice to scream
or enjoy the ride.
<3

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halfwayoutthedoor
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 12:51am UTC

we are young,
we have heart,
born in this world
as it all falls apart.

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jamie96
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 12:52am UTC

When will my reflection show
who I am inside?
♥

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Marisa418
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 12:52am UTC

♥♥♥
&&im not in it to win it, im in it 4 youu.

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wolfboy
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 12:54am UTC

I'm 17 years old.
I'm a boy.
And I'm a proud father.
♥

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Paperbackwriter
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 12:55am UTC

him:i don't have cable, fone, or internet right now.
me:you should call comcast, i hear they're good with that stuff.
.

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smile4me2day
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 12:55am UTC

Dear douche bag,
You won my heart, called me beautiful, told me you loved me, and gave me some good memories. The sad part is, I let myself get so infatuated with you, so close to you. That I let you hurt me. I let you do what you did to me. I thank you. Because I know what I don't want. I know what I deserve. And it's not someone like you.
Sincerely, the new me.

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Lost_in_time
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 12:55am UTC

I'm going to smile like nothings wrong, talk like everything's perfect, act like it's a dream and pretend like he's
not hurting me.

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Shine_With_Me
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 12:55am UTC

"you changed."
No. Actually I grew up, try it sometime.

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chrissie726
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 12:56am UTC

;Wouldn't it suck
if you were that creepy man that everyone is afraid of when they're in their car alone? ♥

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boobsaggin13
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 12:56am UTC

i get
butterflies ...
when i talk
to him . ♥

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FML2
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 12:56am UTC

So there's this guyy who makes myy heart beat like crazyy but the problem is that his the same guyy whos breakin myy heart. . .
<|3
ALL MINE!

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ohheyimlexie
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 12:57am UTC

hey google, why don't you let me finish typing before you start guessing after one letter... a little cocky aren't we?

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f0ReVeRxl0Ve19
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 12:57am UTC

and i wish i had someone to talk to on the phone before i go to bed every night;
i wish i had someone to wait for me at my locker in the morning and between classes;
i wish i had someone to invite me over all the time because their family loves me so much;
i wish i had someone to hold me when i'm scared and make me feel safe;
i wish i had someone to walk down the street with while holding hands just cause we can;
i wish i had someone who would kiss me in front of their friends and say all those sweet things;
i wish i had someone who would get up earlier than me just to text me so he knows it would be one of the first things i saw;
i wish i had someone to take me to the movies or out to dinner and not allow me to pay for it;
i wish i had someone to stand behind me and hold my waist while in the ocean to keep the waves from knocking me over;
i wish i had someone to be there for me and not criticize, but only listen and talk.
i guess someday he will be here and until then, i'll be waiting<3

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