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Heyy (:
---My name is Ruth Hernandez... But I'd rather like to be called Ruthyy... I'm like most girls on here... I love a guy.... Says he loves me... But breaks my heart... But I get through It and Get on with life (: Anywayyys like my quotes and follow (:

  1. FML2 FML2
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    0 likes- I'm ugly
    5 likes- I'm okay
    10 likes- I'm cute
    25 likes- I'm pretty
    30 likes- I'm beautiful
    50 likes- I'm drop dead gorgeous :)

  2. FML2 FML2
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 12:03pm UTC
    WITTY GIRLS! GUYS! :D
    I'm finally gonna see him! :D
    It's been 6 years! D;
    But the time has come!
    Leaving to Mexico today and I'm gonna see him! :D
    Ahhhh most people won't care of this....
    But this mean A LOT to me!
    I Love You All Who Actually Took The Time To Read This <3

  3. FML2 FML2
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 11:27pm UTC
    Been hurt once.
    Been hurt twice.
    Been hurt three times?
    No, at least not from you... Ever again...
    <'3
    All mine (: Please don't Jock

  4. FML2 FML2
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 1:14am UTC
    You had me.
    You lost me.
    Trying to forget me?
    Ha. You're funny.
    All mine, Please Don't Jock (:

  5. FML2 FML2
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 2:31am UTC
    ___________went from being "in a relationship" to "single."
    He just broke up with me <'3
    Didn't even tell me, Just did it over facebook.... while talking to me <'3

  6. FML2 FML2
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 2:48pm UTC
    Add me on facebook (:
    "Ruthyy Hernandez"
    Just send a lil message on there that says that your from witty (:
    Then I know I'll accept fo shure (:

  7. FML2 FML2
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 12:38pm UTC
    Why do so many guys play girls?
    Like seriously?
    Whats the Prize?

  8. FML2 FML2
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 1:12am UTC
    You got me feelin' lucky like a 4-leaf clover (;
    ---I'm into you.!

  9. FML2 FML2
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 1:07am UTC
    Mexico won their soccer game so now its....
    U.S.A vs. MEXICO.!!!!
    ----I'm goin' fo Mexiico (:

  10. FML2 FML2
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 5:38pm UTC
    I heard you're a player.
    so let's play a game.
    let's talk 24/7.
    let's take walks together.
    let's hang out with each other's friends.
    let's give each other nicknames
    &
    talk on the phone all night.
    and... whoever falls in love first?
    loses.

  11. FML2 FML2
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 1:16am UTC
    I wouldn't even know him if it weren't for facebook (:

  12. FML2 FML2
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 12:32am UTC
    Guy: Put your hands around her waist firmly
    Girl: lay your head back on his shoulder and put your arms on his.
    Guy: whisper in her ear
    Girl: giggle
    Girl: whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back!
    Girl: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
    Guy: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't)
    Girl: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
    Guy: lift her chin up and kiss her
    Guy: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it!
    Girl: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
    Guy: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers!
    Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush
    STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!
    now copy and repost this if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years
    by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize how much they want you

  13. FML2 FML2
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 5:45pm UTC
    ♦ Everyone wants happiness,
    • No-one wants pain,
    § But you can't have a rainbow,
    · Without a little rain. <3

  14. FML2 FML2
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 1:13am UTC
    And the guy/ girl you love starts with ONE of these letters:
    A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
    Did I miss any?
    ^.^ All mine :)

  15. FML2 FML2
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2011 3:25pm UTC
    Today is exactly 4 months of him and me ^.^
    And I couldn't be any happier...
    Can I get 4 favs? Just for good luck tonight?
    Thanks....

  16. FML2 FML2
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 3:33pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. FML2 FML2
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 11:25am UTC
    for girls eyes Only!
    *Did you know kissing is healthy
    *It's good to cry
    *Chicken soup actually makes you feel better
    *94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers
    *Lying is actually unhealthy
    *Only apply mascara to your top lashes
    *It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you!
    *89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move
    *But 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move
    *Chocolate will make you feel better!
    *Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
    *A good friend never judges.
    *A good foundation will hide hickeys!..not that you have any
    *Boys aren't worth your tears
    *We ALL love surprises !!
    Now....
    Make a wish!
    Wish REALLLLLLY hard !!!
    WISH WISH WISH WISH
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    Congratulations!!
    Your wish has just been received
    repost this with the title *for girls eyes ONLY* in the next 15 minutes and...
    Your wish WILL BE GRANTED

  18. FML2 FML2
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 10:16pm UTC
    CHICHARITO
    &&
    ENRIQUE IGLESIAS
    ARE THE HOTTEST PEOPLE EVER!
    <3

  19. FML2 FML2
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 6:59pm UTC
    I wanna talk to you,
    But I'm get scared that you will get annoyed.
    -____-
    All Mine ^.^

  20. FML2 FML2
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 9:33am UTC
    crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
    crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
    Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
    Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
    One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
    h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
    h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
    - LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!
    DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE
    sry i hate this stuff but i love my parents more then anything in the world<3

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