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smile4me2day

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Member Since: 22 Apr 2009 05:43pm

Last Seen: 5 Jun 2011 09:01pm

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  1. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    Don't Kanye me.
    Or I'll Chris Brown you,
    Tiger Woods your mother, and Michael Jackson your kids.
    Go ahead, and sweetie... I'll Britney Spears your boyfriend.

  2. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 3:43pm UTC
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  3. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 2:20pm UTC
    you're awesome.
    if someone doesn't see that,
    fuckk em'.
    nmf!

  4. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 1:51pm UTC
    Don't ever let a boy
    build you up with words.
    Because the higher you are,
    the more you fall.
    And trust me,
    You always fall.
    ---♥♥♥---
    nmf!

  5. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 1:46pm UTC
    Every girl isn't the same.
    &Every guy isn't the same.
    So just because you've been hurt
    by someone doesn't mean
    you have to punish the world for it.

  6. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 1:31pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you're around someone who is crying, or upset; and for the life of you, you can't think of what to say or what to do...

  7. smile4me2day smile4me2day
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    June 5, 2011 1:26pm UTC
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  8. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 2:39am UTC
    J.K. Rowling's books are so unrealistic.
    I mean; A ginger kid with two friends? Yeah. Right.

  9. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 2:32am UTC
    Dear Officer,
    No, my speech isn't slurred. I'm speaking in cursive.
    Sincerely, not as think as you drunk I am.

  10. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 2:27am UTC
    Dear Shower,
    I love how hot you get when I turn you on(;

  11. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 2:21am UTC
    Dear Twihards,
    Go jump off a cliff.
    Sincerely, It worked for Bella...

  12. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 2:17am UTC
    Dear Cast of Jersey Shore,
    Be there soon!
    Sincerely, Skin Cancer.

  13. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 2:12am UTC
    Dear Seaworld,
    Please get Narwhals.
    Sincerely, I'm sure I speak for everyone.

  14. smile4me2day smile4me2day
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    June 4, 2011 2:07am UTC
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  15. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 2:02am UTC
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    I'm fine.
    I'm just having an allergic
    reaction to the universe.
    <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
    nnnnmmmmmfff

  16. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 1:51am UTC
    Dear Teacher,
    I'm friends with 100% of the people in this class. wherever you move me, I'm going to talk.
    Sincerely, It's your choice.

  17. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 1:32am UTC
    I'd be lying if I told you
    ___________losing you was
    something I could handle.*

  18. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 1:25am UTC
    I'm going to smile like nothing's wrong,
    talk like everything's perfect, act like it's just a dream, and pretend that he's not hurting me.

  19. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 1:18am UTC
    When you dislike someone,
    everything he/she does and
    says begins to really annoy you.

  20. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 1:09am UTC
    I sleep too much.
    Parent's complain.
    Don't get enough sleep.
    Parent's complain.
    I eat too much.
    Parent's complain.
    I don't eat enough.
    Parent's complain.
    I'm always in my room.
    Parent's complain.
    I go out too much.
    Parent's complain.
    I just can't win.

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