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Quotes added on Sunday, March 6 2011

  1. kikass kikass
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 12:27am UTC
    heyy witty girlsss!!!
    if anyone wants to become facebook friends...... http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/profile.php?id=100000121963734
    when u send the friend request add a personal message and say "witty"
    thanks! i hope to make some new friends!!!(:

  2. LovelyxoLeLe LovelyxoLeLe
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 12:28am UTC
    Secret #14
    I have so many
    secrets and so many
    confessions I want
    to make and tell people,
    but I am too shy to EVER
    do either and this might make
    me lose a few friendships forever.
    </3

  3. mk131998 mk131998
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 12:28am UTC
    Get At Me :)

  4. llllindsay llllindsay
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 12:28am UTC
    That's cool, don't text me.
    I didn't wanna talk to you
    anyways.


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. miraaa16 miraaa16
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 12:30am UTC
    that awkward moment when your state farm agent doesnt show up after you do the jingle ♥

  7. KaylahMarie KaylahMarie
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 12:31am UTC
    That awkward moment when....
    Someone is waving in your direction; so you
    wave back. Then it turns out that they were waving at the person next to you.
    :D
    Fave if this has ever happened to you,
    && follow me?

  8. runawaywithme97 runawaywithme97
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 12:31am UTC
    My Perfect Guy ♥
    Color Eyes:
    Green
    Blue
    Light Brown
    Dark Brown
    Color Hair:
    Light Brown
    Dark Brown
    Dirty Blonde
    Black
    Type of Hair:
    Straight
    Wavy
    Thick
    Flippy [♥]
    Length of Hair:
    Covers Eyes
    Short
    Right Above Eyes
    Height:
    Taller Then Me
    My Height
    Style (clothing):
    Preppy
    Artsy
    Sporty
    Pretty Boy
    emo
    skater [♥]
    Personality/Atitude/Characteristics:
    Confident
    Sporty
    Romantic
    Sometimes Loud (like me)
    Fashionable
    Musical
    Sweet
    Caring
    Funny
    Happy
    Class Clown
    Mama's Boy
    Adventurous
    Passionate
    Cross out answers that don't apply to you and add the answers that do apply. Then post as "My Perfect Guy." If you don't...that stinks. BUT if you do, good job (:


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. jsz21 jsz21
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 12:31am UTC
    i feel like right now witty is..
    . . .e m p t y . . .

  11. GreatAndTerribleBeauty GreatAndTerribleBeauty
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 12:32am UTC
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    It's obvious you're ;;
    Just falling apart with out me.♥

  12. nevergrowup89 nevergrowup89
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 12:32am UTC
    <br /> <div> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; ">TRUE STORY</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 13px; ">On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain letter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death.</span><br /> <br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 13px; ">This is the bulletin he read:</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 13px; ">My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.​​​You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight</span></div>
    This is beautiful! Try not to cry...
    Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?"
    The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it."
    Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?"
    The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university."
    Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair.
    "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked.
    Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could."
    Sally walked out of Children's mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.
    It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:
    "Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE YOU. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good-bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' "God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.
    Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm, sure the food will be great.
    Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?
    Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.
    (Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60-seconds and repost this, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves
    "When you're down to nothing, God is up to something.?

  13. LovelyxoLeLe LovelyxoLeLe
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 12:33am UTC
    Secret #15
    I act like a tough girl
    on the outside,
    but on the inside I
    have feelings too.
    I cry too. I have a heart.
    I want to show people my
    soft side but I fear that they will
    judge me.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. kitkat167130 kitkat167130
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 12:34am UTC
    your heart will
    always make itself
    known through your
    words

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 12:34am UTC
    It’s always been you.
    Always.

  17. mf423xo mf423xo
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 12:34am UTC
    We're Done
    But It's Not Over
    <3


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  19. XDjackieDX XDjackieDX
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 12:35am UTC
    life is rough, but love sucks, and i didn't know i could ever feel this way before and i just wanted to let you go i never wanted to let you go but, im sorry):

  20. KaylahMarie KaylahMarie
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 12:36am UTC
    Me: Can I go to the restroom?
    Teacher: You may rest.
    Me: What?!
    Teacher: You may rest; in the room.
    Me: *Sigh* Can I go to the bathroom?
    Teacher: I dont know, can you?
    Me: *Getting irritated" May I go to the bathroom
    Teacher: You may.
    Me: Thank you.
    *Leaves room before teacher has time to say anthing else*

:)

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