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Quotes added on Tuesday, November 23 2010

  1. Elfasaurus Elfasaurus
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 12:34am UTC
    " You stupid elf! You could have
    killed me!"
    "Dobby didn't mean to Kill...
    Only maim or seriously injure"
    Harry potter
    [T h e d e a t h l y h a l l o w s ]

  2. tonilove623 tonilove623
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 12:35am UTC
    To be your friend was all i ever wanted to be your lover was all i ever dreamed<3

  3. somethingaboutthatgirl somethingaboutthatgirl
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 12:36am UTC
    ;
    & here's the honest truth
    I'm Still In Love With You.

  4. stephh_xo stephh_xo
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 12:37am UTC
    YAAAAYYYY !
    it's my birthday!♥

  5. pleasedontgo pleasedontgo
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 12:37am UTC
    30 Letters
    Letter One.
    * To your Best Friend*
    Dear Celeste,
    I know we fight, ALOT.
    We have arguments, disagreements, and a load more bad things.
    But I have to say, your my BESTEST friend. You've been by my side 6 years, and I appreciate it.
    Your so loyal, honest, sweet, I'm lucky to have you as my best friend. I love everything you do for me.
    I know I never show how much I appreciate it, but I do. Long days with 45 minute detentions after school are actually fun, because you're always there with me.
    Thanks for being such a good friend.
    Love, Me <3

  6. Elfasaurus Elfasaurus
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 12:37am UTC
    Brunette: Did you know Christmas is on a
    Friday this year?
    Blonde: God! Lets hope its not the 13th!
    [Facebook]

  7. loveroftheyear loveroftheyear
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 12:37am UTC
    you hide the cuts behind silly bands, but when will you ever let someone see behind the mask of them?

  8. mrs_justin_bieber mrs_justin_bieber
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 12:39am UTC
    i thought you said you were different

  9. TaylorLouise TaylorLouise
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 12:39am UTC
    you cant just sit back
    & watch the world change;
    [ i t m a t t e r s w h a t y o u ' v e g o t t o s a y. ]

  10. Monikins Monikins
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 12:40am UTC
    YouKnowWhatTheBestFeelingIs?
    When he texts you , says "I MissYou!",
    and your ={heart}» f
    i
    n
    a
    l
    l
    y doesn't skip a beat. ♥

  11. mrs_justin_bieber mrs_justin_bieber
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 12:42am UTC
    Just the way you are \\♥

  12. klaaraC klaaraC
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 12:47am UTC
    Happppy Half Birthday to meee!
    just wishing someone else remembered :/

  13. Brittney_Bieber Brittney_Bieber
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 12:48am UTC
    R.I.P Dobby
    You were the best looking dude on Harry Potter

  14. imjustanotherthingforyoutorollyoureyesathoney imjustanotherthingforyoutorollyoureyesathoney
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 12:49am UTC
    Why not?
    mental age test:
    [x] You know how to make a pot of coffee
    [] You keep track of dates using a calendar
    [] You own a credit/debit card
    [] You know how to change the oil in a car
    [x] You’ve done your own laundry
    [] You can vote in an election
    [x] You can cook for yourself
    [x] You think politics are interesting
    [] You show up for school late a lot
    [x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket
    [x] You’ve never gotten a detention
    [] You have forgotten your own birthday
    [x] You like to take walks by yourself
    [x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up
    [x] You drink caffeine at least once a week
    [x] You know how to do the dishes
    [x] You can count to 10 in another language
    [x] When you say you’re going to do something, you do it[Usually]
    [] You can mow the lawn
    [x] You study even when you don’t have to
    [x] You have hand washed a car before
    [x] You can spell experience, without looking it up
    [] The people at Starbucks know you by name
    [x] Your favorite kind of food is take out
    [x] You cant go to the store without getting something you don’t need
    [] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
    [x] You can type pretty quick
    [] Your only friends are from your place of employment
    [] You have been to a Tupperware party
    [x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
    [] You have more bills than you can pay
    [x] You have been to the beach
    [x] You use the Internet every day
    [x] You have been outside of your state 3 or more times
    [] You make your bed in the morning
    my mental age : 23
    for the record, i am actually 13

  15. somethingaboutthatgirl somethingaboutthatgirl
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 12:49am UTC
    :¨·.·¨:
    `·.L.O.V.E. is like
    tug-of-war
    it hurts to hold on
    but for some reason
    you just can't let go

  16. Heyitscassy Heyitscassy
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 12:50am UTC
    I'm a liar because I wont tell you everything.
    I'm stupid because sometimes I'm wrong.
    I'm ugly because my face isn't perfect.
    I'm a loser because I'm not friends with your group.
    I'm fake because I'm nice.
    I'm weird because I'm I'm not like you.
    I'm fat because I actually eat when I'm hungry.
    I'm clingy because I don't like to be alone.
    I'm insecure because I care about what people think of me.
    I'm no fun because I'm not always hyper.
    Soo, are you done labeling me?

  17. somethingaboutthatgirl somethingaboutthatgirl
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 12:50am UTC
    Dear Santa,
    :¨·.·¨:
    `·.i hope he
    fits in the bag.

  18. Day1293 Day1293
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 12:51am UTC
    Keep holding on.

    We'll make it through.

  19. michethebeast michethebeast
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 12:51am UTC
    As hard as it is to smile with a cookie in your mouth,
    it is easy to frown without one.

  20. somethingaboutthatgirl somethingaboutthatgirl
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 12:53am UTC
    Christmas is cancelled . . .
    i told santa you were good and he died laughing

:)

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