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michethebeast

1. michethebeast
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2011 3:42pm UTC
   I used to know my place
   was the spot next to you
   now I'm searching the room
   for an empty seat
   ♥
   but i still love you
   
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2. michethebeast
   posted a quote
   January 28, 2011 3:21pm UTC
   My friend and I were in the bathroom talking about a kid who brought weed to a dance. We started talking about how we knew him when a teacher walked into the bathroom. I said hi to her and she said hi and went into a stall. Then, after a few seconds she asked us if we were smoking. We were not, it didn't smell like smoke, and we told her no. It was SO awkard and so my friend asked me about the time and we left. As we got outside we started CRACKING up. Best bathroom conversation ever.
   
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3. michethebeast
   posted a quote
   January 13, 2011 11:36am UTC
   What starts with P, ends in ORN, and usually means EXCITEMENT?
   POPCORN!!!
   
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4. michethebeast
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   December 5, 2010 10:25pm UTC
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5. michethebeast
   posted a quote
   December 4, 2010 6:07pm UTC
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6. michethebeast
   posted a quote
   December 4, 2010 1:26pm UTC
   Does anyone else
   wish that every guy was like Bruno Mars
   ... or is that just me????
   
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7. michethebeast
   posted a quote
   November 23, 2010 12:51am UTC
   As hard as it is to smile with a cookie in your mouth,
   it is easy to frown without one.
   
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8. michethebeast
   posted a quote
   November 10, 2010 11:19pm UTC
   I recently saw a tag that said:
   Adult
   Made in China
   MLIA
   
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9. michethebeast
   posted a quote
   November 9, 2010 12:02pm UTC
   Don't try to tell me what to do
   don't try to tell me what to say
   we're better off that way
   
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10. michethebeast
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2010 8:35pm UTC
    ____________________________
    | |
    | Everyday we wake up |
    | to the same routines |
    | well did he ever wake up |
    | thinking about me? |
    | cause every day I wake |
    | and every day I wish |
    | every day I want to be |
    | the only thing he'll miss |
    |___________________________|
    
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11. michethebeast
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2010 10:15pm UTC
    ____________________________
    | |
    | Everyday we wake up |
    | to the same routines |
    | well did he ever wake up |
    | thinking only 'bout me? |
    |___________________________|
    
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12. michethebeast
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 10:24pm UTC
    my one regret: hurting you
    i wish that statement wasn't true
    
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