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Last Seen: 19 Oct 2011 10:35pm

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  1. Elfasaurus Elfasaurus
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2011 7:26pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  2. Elfasaurus Elfasaurus
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2011 3:57pm UTC
    Brb
    Gotta go hide a dead body.
    - tumblr

  3. Elfasaurus Elfasaurus
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    Brb
    Voldermorts eating my unicorn.

  4. Elfasaurus Elfasaurus
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2011 7:25pm UTC
    Dishabiliophobia
    the fear of undressing infront of someone

  5. Elfasaurus Elfasaurus
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2011 7:23pm UTC
    Caligynephobia
    the fear of beautiful women.

  6. Elfasaurus Elfasaurus
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2011 7:21pm UTC
    Athazagoraphobia
    fear of being forgotten

  7. Elfasaurus Elfasaurus
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2011 7:18pm UTC
    Alliumphobia
    the fear of garlic

  8. Elfasaurus Elfasaurus
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2011 1:01am UTC
    That sexual tension in the library.

  9. Elfasaurus Elfasaurus
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2011 3:17am UTC
    Believe
    I n w h a t y o u
    D r e a m

  10. Elfasaurus Elfasaurus
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2011 3:08am UTC
    I Wonder if anyone thinks of me
    when they cant get to sleep at night.

  11. Elfasaurus Elfasaurus
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2011 3:06am UTC
    Guys in V-necks
    make me want to sin.
    ♥♥♥

  12. Elfasaurus Elfasaurus
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2011 2:59am UTC
    Destroy what
    destroys you.
    - Anon

  13. Elfasaurus Elfasaurus
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 11:55pm UTC
    T h e L o r d O f T h e R i n g s
    D i r e c t o r I s R e l e a s i n g
    a n o t h e r M o v i e
    A b o u t t h e h o b b i t s
    :D

  14. Elfasaurus Elfasaurus
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 3:12am UTC
    2011
    New year,
    New worries,
    New events,
    New friends,
    New lovers,
    New problems,
    New sense of loss,
    but above all,
    New Life and New Breath.

  15. Elfasaurus Elfasaurus
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 3:05am UTC
    Katy Perry is living her teenage dream
    Lady Gaga is ignoring her telephone
    Travie McCoy is a billionaire
    while Justin Beiber is having a baby.
    Facebook

  16. Elfasaurus Elfasaurus
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 3:02am UTC
    I'm sorry;
    i don't have glamorous hair, perfect skin the straightest teeth and the best body, I'm sorry i don't doll myself up all the time, and that i wear baggy shirts around the house. I'm sorry that i like to eat junk food once in a while and I'm sorry I'm not a fitness guru. I'm sorry that I'm not like all of those other girls. but the funniest thing of all, is that I'm not sorry.
    Not sorry at all.
    -Facebook

  17. Elfasaurus Elfasaurus
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 2:52am UTC
    We all remember
    running home to watch Lizzie McGuire,

  18. Elfasaurus Elfasaurus
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 7:09pm UTC
    Seigfried: How do i know your not from control?
    Maxwell Smart: Well if i was from control youd already be dead
    Seigfried; If you were control youd already be dead.
    Maxwell Smart: well neither of us are dead so i guess that means im not from control.
    - Get smart

  19. Elfasaurus Elfasaurus
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 6:54pm UTC
    Maxwell Smart
    "Is that your default setting? Do you just punch people in the face, willy-nilly? Its Tuesday, I'll punch Max in the face. Ooh, a box of kittens, time to punch Max in the face. Oh, I'm having some bread. Time to punch Max in the face."
    - Get smart

  20. Elfasaurus Elfasaurus
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 6:52pm UTC
    Maxwell Smart: I think it's only fair to warn you, this facility is surrounded by a highly trained team of 130 Black Op Snipers.
    Seigfried: I don't believe you.
    Maxwell Smart: Would you believe two dozen Delta Force Commandos?
    Seigfried: No.
    Maxwell Smart: How about Chuck Norris with a BB gun?
    - Get smart :)

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