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Quotes added on Thursday, December 10 2009

  1. Small_Town_Librarian Small_Town_Librarian
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2009 7:56am UTC
    I stand here, looking at you.
    You stand over there looking at her.
    You and I talk each night;;
    I know stuff she doesn't;;
    you know stuff about me that no one else does.
    <3
    So then why aren't we going out?

  2. Meatybones18 Meatybones18
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2009 7:59am UTC
    Are you ready kids?
    Aye-aye Captain.
    I can't hear you...
    Aye-Aye Captain!!
    Oh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
    SpongeBob SquarePants!
    Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
    SpongeBob SquarePants!
    If nautical nonsense be something you wish...
    SpongeBob SquarePants!
    Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
    SpongeBob SquarePants!
    Ready?
    SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!
    SpongeBob....SquarePants! Haha.

  3. Small_Town_Librarian Small_Town_Librarian
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2009 8:10am UTC
    I was told that I lost my inner-child,
    I was told that I should be able to find my inner-child
    I was told that I need to fin my inner-child
    I was told that you should never lose your inner-child!
    So I spent my week, trying to find my Inner-child, and guess what!
    I found my,
    Inner-child

  4. Meatybones18 Meatybones18
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2009 8:10am UTC
    Dear santa All i want for christmas is 1 thing.
    A bunkbed that comes with a laptop,camra,ipod,Telivison,DSi,Alarm clock, Sell phone, lava lamp,puppy,a water slide,pool,diving board,hot tub and most of all i want a bunkbed that comes with spongebob squarepants

  5. sweetpea43 sweetpea43
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2009 8:18am UTC
    trustnoman ;; fearnobitch

  6. crzy4jonas54 crzy4jonas54
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2009 8:20am UTC
    <
    Aren't ticklish guys just the cutest?
    click the ♥ :)
    crzy4jonas

  7. NizzaB123 NizzaB123
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2009 8:25am UTC
    A ranga and a blonde with an inseperable bond (:

  8. mmmcake mmmcake
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2009 8:30am UTC
    22nd - christmas break beginsss :D <3

  9. NizzaB123 NizzaB123
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2009 8:37am UTC
    Don't you get it? You've been here for like 5 minutes and you cant already tell that I'm evil.

  10. Jenna_CheerBabexox Jenna_CheerBabexox
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2009 8:45am UTC
    <3When your txting him and he says we should hang soon,
    <3When you go on facebook and find out he just got a gf
    <3When your at school, you walk by and he grabs you and hugs you
    <3When your at school and now you find yourself with him alot
    <3When your at school and now you like him
    <3When your at school, and you think he likes you
    <3When your at school and he always comes to you
    <3When things like this happen,you just know (L)

  11. valium valium
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2009 8:48am UTC
    only in america
    can pizza get to your house faster than an
    ambulance, are there handicap parking spots
    in front of a skating rink; do drugstores make
    the sick walk to the back to the store to get a
    prescription && healthy people buy cigarettes
    at the front;; do people order double cheese
    burgers, large fries and a DIET coke;; do the
    banks leave both doors open && then chain
    their pens to the counter;; && do people
    - - » » buy hot dogs in sets of ten but buns
    in sets of eight. only in america...

  12. uhohitskels uhohitskels
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2009 8:49am UTC
    It took a bully riding my back to make me mad enough to fight,
    And a summer with my granddad to find out what hard work's like.
    It took that football coach in high school to make me tougher than the rest.
    That first beer with my daddy to put that first hair on my chest.
    It took a heart to heart with Jesus,
    To bring me to my knees.
    But it took a woman to make a man out of me.
    It took a pair of soft blue eyes,
    And a smile so sweet to make me reach up high and really dig down deep.
    She made me so much more than who I used to be,I
    t took a woman to make a man out of me.
    It took a woman- Craig Morgan

  13. uhohitskels uhohitskels
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2009 8:54am UTC
    We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

  14. NizzaB123 NizzaB123
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2009 8:56am UTC
    Yeah I don't have a boyfriend;
    But..
    I have better friends than you'll EVER have ;)

  15. Jenna_CheerBabexox Jenna_CheerBabexox
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2009 9:01am UTC
    When i met you, everyone said we looked like twins,
    We hung out and we became friends,
    We hung out everyday and became BestFriends
    We are the exact same
    We do the exact same things
    We talk the same
    We act the same
    They call us the Double Trouble Twins
    hearing that you know your more than BestFriends
    YOUR BEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE <3

  16. uhohitskels uhohitskels
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2009 9:03am UTC
    We're at a crossroads here..
    If im not the one thing, you can stand to lose,
    If im not that arrow to the heart of you,
    If you don't get drunk on my kiss,
    If you think you can do better than this,
    Then i guess were done.
    Lets not drag this on,
    Consider me gone.

  17. 3NaeNae3 3NaeNae3
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2009 9:03am UTC
    **These Wounds Wont Seem To Heal...
    This Pain Is Just Too Real...
    Theres Just 2 Much,,
    That Time Cannot Erase...**
    </3

  18. xDorkeyy xDorkeyy
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2009 9:03am UTC
    i've been to the
    dentist.
    1000 times.
    so i know the drill.
    i smooth my hair&
    sit back in the chair.
    but somehow i still get the
    ~~chillsssssss~~
    -Owl City - Dental Care<3

  19. smexxisk8rchick32 smexxisk8rchick32
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2009 9:04am UTC
    I'll always be beside you until the very end,wiping all your tears away being your best friend, i'll smile when you smile and feel all the pain you do, and if you cry a single tear I promise i'll cry too.
    love you kirstyn (:

  20. jess_loves_u jess_loves_u
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2009 9:05am UTC
    ouch! why do I hurt?
    oh yeah.
    because I fell in love with you.

:)

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