only in america
can pizza get to your house faster than
an
ambulance, are there handicap parking spots
in front of a skating rink; do drugstores make
the sick walk to the back to the store to get a
prescription && healthy people buy cigarettes
at the front;; do people order double cheese
burgers, large fries and a DIET coke;; do the
banks leave both doors open && then chain
their pens to the counter;; && do people
- - » » buy hot dogs in sets of ten but buns
in sets of eight.
only in america...
