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  1. sweetiexopie sweetiexopie
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2010 3:58pm UTC
    I' ve come to the conclusion that
    I'm going to hell
    in many different religions.
    Facebook( :

  2. sweetiexopie sweetiexopie
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2009 11:23am UTC
    A blonde walks into a store wanting to buy a new t.v.
    She sees one she likes and asks the sales clerk how much.
    " $150" says the clerk. "Wow, that's not bad at all", says the blonde."Does it work alright?", she asks.
    "Just fine", replies the clerk.
    "How's the picture on it?", she asks
    "I'm sorry ma'am, I don't know what you're talking about."
    "The picture, on the t.v., how is it?" she asks, frustrated.
    "Uh, ma'm?That's a microwave".
    haha..no offense blondes!!
    just thought it was funny
    no hate comments please<3

  3. sweetiexopie sweetiexopie
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2009 1:50pm UTC
    And I'll forget the world that I knew
    {But I swear I won't forget you}
    _Oh, if my voice could reach_
    Back through the past
    *I'd whisper in your ear*
    <3 Oh darling, I wish you were here <3
    -Vanilla Twilight (Owl City)

  4. sweetiexopie sweetiexopie
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2009 1:43pm UTC
    'Cause I can't help it if you look like an {angel}
    Can't help it if I wanna kiss you in the rain so
    Come feel this magic I've been feeling since I met you
    --->Can't help it if there's no one else<---
    {<3} Mmm, I can't help myself {<3}
    -Hey Stephen (Taylor Swift)
    <3

  5. sweetiexopie sweetiexopie
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2009 12:32pm UTC
    “Take love, multiply it by infinity and take it to the depths of forever…and you still have only a glimpse of how I feel for you.”
    – Meet Joe Black

  6. sweetiexopie sweetiexopie
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2009 12:19pm UTC
    I remember every look upon your face
    The way you roll your eyes, the way you taste -
    you make it hard for breathing<3
    -Two is better than one (Boys like Girls&Taylor Swift)

  7. sweetiexopie sweetiexopie
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2009 10:29am UTC
    PLEASE READ UNTIL THE END
    A girl went to a party and
    she ended up staying longer than she
    planned, and had to walk home alone.
    She wasn't afraid
    because it was a small town, and she lived
    only a few blocks away.
    As she walked along under the tall elm
    trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
    harm and danger.
    When she reached the alley, which was a
    short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
    However, halfway down the alley she
    noticed a man standing at the end as
    though he were waiting for her.
    She became uneasy and began to pray,
    asking for God's protection.
    Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
    and security wrapped round her, she felt as
    though someone was walking with her.
    when she reached the end of the alley,
    she walked right past the man and arrived
    home safely.
    The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
    twenty minutes after she had been there.
    Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
    the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
    Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
    help this young woman, she decided to go to the
    police station.
    She felt she could recognize the man,
    so she told them her story.
    The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
    She agreed and immediately pointed out
    the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
    When the man was told he had been
    identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
    The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
    and asked if there was anything they could do
    for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
    Diane was curious as to why he had not
    attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
    She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
    Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
    Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
    Repost this if you truly
    believe in God
    PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
    STAND UP FOR HIM!
    51% won't repost this
    (PLEASE ADD A HEART WHEN YOU REPOST THIS {IF YOU DO}
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥<3

  8. sweetiexopie sweetiexopie
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2009 5:26pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. sweetiexopie sweetiexopie
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2009 4:59pm UTC
    Weird Facts #10:
    A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

  10. sweetiexopie sweetiexopie
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2009 4:58pm UTC
    Weird Facts #9:
    Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

  11. sweetiexopie sweetiexopie
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2009 4:56pm UTC
    Weird Facts #8:
    Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.

  12. sweetiexopie sweetiexopie
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2009 4:54pm UTC
    Weird Facts #7:
    There are more chickens than people in the world

  13. sweetiexopie sweetiexopie
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2009 4:52pm UTC
    Weird Fact #6:
    Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

  14. sweetiexopie sweetiexopie
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2009 4:50pm UTC
    Weird Fact #5:
    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

  15. sweetiexopie sweetiexopie
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2009 4:48pm UTC
    Weird Facts #4:
    Cat's urine glows under a black light.

  16. sweetiexopie sweetiexopie
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2009 4:46pm UTC
    Weird Facts #3:
    A snail can sleep for 3 years.

  17. sweetiexopie sweetiexopie
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2009 4:44pm UTC
    Wierd Facts #2:
    If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

  18. sweetiexopie sweetiexopie
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2009 4:42pm UTC
    weird facts #1:
    Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
    sorry if im jockingg...

  19. sweetiexopie sweetiexopie
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2009 4:34pm UTC
    Gibby quotes #4:
    *doorbell rings, spencer answers*
    Spencer: oh hey gibby what are you doing here?
    Gibby: well, carly couldn't make it so she asked me to come here and help you train.
    Spencer: yea, well i decided not to follow through with this whole Seattle Cobras thing soo you can run along and do wahtever it is gibbys do...
    *gibby grabs cup full of liquid, throws it at spencer*
    Spencer: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
    Gibby: carly said if you were lazy to throw a cup of water at you
    Spencer: THAT WAS HOT COFFEE!
    Gibby: oh well, can i have a cup of water?
    Spencer: NO!!

  20. sweetiexopie sweetiexopie
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2009 4:26pm UTC
    Gibby quotes #3
    Shannon(to freddie): i think freddie is such a cute name
    Carly: gibby's middle name is freddie
    Shannon: it is?
    Gibby: sorta,..its KINDA like freddie
    Shannon: what is it?
    Gibby: Cornelius.
    lmao...gotta luv gibby

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