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Quotes added on Saturday, December 20 2008

  1. Kaylax3bbyy Kaylax3bbyy
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2008 12:20am UTC
    Chillena♥
    call or text with plans <3 [your number here]♥

  2. hearts_xoxo hearts_xoxo
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2008 12:20am UTC
    first grade:
    it was who had the coolest &+ newest bratz doll.
    second grade:
    who's lite-up shoes were cooler.
    third grade:
    who carried the cooolest pack of gum :]
    fourth grade:
    kissing was nasty! "ew!"
    fifth grade:
    the people who had cellphone's were ahhmaazzzingg.
    sixth grade:
    you were jealous of the people who were allowed to shop with friends ;; & not mom's.
    seventh grade:
    gossip is more important than learning, foor sure*
    kids again?</3

  3. Lexipoo Lexipoo
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2008 12:21am UTC
    Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.
    - Lou Erickso

  4. rememberthename18 rememberthename18
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2008 12:22am UTC
    he glanced at her,
    and saw her smile.
    right then he knew,
    he had made the biggest mistake of his life.
    ..*</3
    in a rush, ill fix it later

  5. crayonsPLZ crayonsPLZ
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2008 12:22am UTC
    jealousy is nonexistent when you've got trust .
    (c) mine.

  6. xxBrUnEtTeGaL16 xxBrUnEtTeGaL16
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2008 12:23am UTC
    How can I say that I LOVE you........
    When I don't LOVE myself???

  7. Lexipoo Lexipoo
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2008 12:25am UTC
    Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
    Tom Lehrer

  8. omgitsamandax3 omgitsamandax3
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2008 12:25am UTC
    SheNeverSlowsDown.
    ^^ make it pretty.? =]

  9. Lexipoo Lexipoo
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2008 12:27am UTC
    How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.
    ~Homer Simpson

  10. Lexipoo Lexipoo
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2008 12:28am UTC
    You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
    Homer Simpson

  11. omgitsamandax3 omgitsamandax3
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2008 12:30am UTC
    throwsticks+&&;stones,
    i'll grow my bones.
    and names will
    always guide me.

  12. xxBrUnEtTeGaL16 xxBrUnEtTeGaL16
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2008 12:30am UTC
    i'm the kind of girl that
    isn't afraid of thunder.....
    but im also the kind of girl that
    screams on the top of her lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster oven

  13. xxBrUnEtTeGaL16 xxBrUnEtTeGaL16
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2008 12:32am UTC
    When I saw you... I knew there was such thing as LOVE at first sight. <3

  14. xxBrUnEtTeGaL16 xxBrUnEtTeGaL16
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2008 12:34am UTC
    If true love only happens in fairy tails.......
    Does that mean I'm in one?

  15. colormepink024 colormepink024
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2008 12:34am UTC
    You stay up for 16 hours
    He stays up for days on end.
    You take a warm shower to help you wake up
    He goes days or weeks without running water
    You complain of a "headache", and call in sick
    He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forwards
    You put on your anti war / don't support the troops shirt and go meet up with your friends
    He still fights for your right to wear that shirt
    You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket
    He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags
    You talk trash about your 'buddies' that aren't with you
    He knows he may not see some of his buddies again
    You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls
    He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists
    You complain about how hot it is
    He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow
    You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong
    He doesn't get to eat today
    You maid makes your bed and washes your clothes
    He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean
    You go to the mall and get your hair redone
    He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today
    You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over
    He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months
    You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight
    He waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home
    You hug and kiss your girlfriend, like you do everyday
    He holds his letter close and smells his love's perfume
    You roll your eyes as a baby cries
    He gets a letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they'll ever meet
    You criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything
    He sees the innocent tortured and killed by their own people and remembers why he is fighting
    You hear jokes about the war, and make fun of men like him
    He hears the gunfire, bombs, and screams fo the wounded
    You see onloy what the media wants you to see
    He sees the broken bodies lying around him
    You are asked to go to the store by your parents. You don't
    He does exactly what he is told even if it puts his life in danger
    You stay at home and watch TV
    He takes whatever time he is given to call, write home, sleep, and eat
    You crawl into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable
    He tries to sleep but gets woken by mortars and helicopters all night long
    ***Support Our Troops***
    and pray for the ones who have yellow ribbons this holiday season*

  16. born2be_gorgeous born2be_gorgeous
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2008 12:34am UTC
    LIVE Life :::: LAUGH Often :::: LOVE Speechless...

  17. peace_and_love11 peace_and_love11
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2008 12:36am UTC
    Well Sweetheart;;
    I'd rather you didn't
    kiss me in the rain.
    because right now
    it's snowing.
    And i don't want to
    wait that long... <3

  18. omgitsamandax3 omgitsamandax3
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2008 12:36am UTC
    sticksandstones
    may
    breakherbones,
    but words;
    canmakeher
    StarveHerself
    to deathh. </ /3

  19. Lexipoo Lexipoo
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2008 12:37am UTC
    Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room?
    Dane Cook♥

  20. Lexipoo Lexipoo
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2008 12:39am UTC
    Knock, Knock.
    Who's there?
    Cargo.
    Cargo who?
    Cargo, Beep Beep!

:)

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