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omgitsamandax3

1. omgitsamandax3
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2009 7:41pm UTC
   Who said I can't wear my
   C o n v e r s e with my dress?
   Well, baby, that's just me.
   
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2. omgitsamandax3
   posted a quote
   January 4, 2009 3:27am UTC
   Settle down, precious.
   I know what youre going through
   Ten minutes before you got here,
   i was gunna jump, too.
   
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3. omgitsamandax3
   posted a quote
   December 24, 2008 1:08am UTC
   Got a problem with me? Slove it.
   Think im trppin'? Tie my shoes.
   Can't stand me? Sit down.
   Can't face me? Turn around.
   
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4. omgitsamandax3
   posted a quote
   December 21, 2008 7:36pm UTC
   my mom always said
   "if your friends jumped off a bridge would you do it to?"
   and i always say
   "mom, i would be the one who came up with the whole idea."
   
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5. omgitsamandax3
   posted a quote
   December 21, 2008 7:12pm UTC
   slow down sugaaa.
   i'm diabetic. <33
   
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6. omgitsamandax3
   posted a quote
   December 21, 2008 12:07am UTC
   isnt it funny when;;
   you're in the bathroom at school and you start
   talking to the person in the stall next to you
   and it turns out that it isn't the person you thought it was.
   
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7. omgitsamandax3
   posted a quote
   December 21, 2008 12:02am UTC
   [dont ask me,
   you're the one with the map Dora,
   you call yourself and explora.?!?]
   -- Crazy Steve
   
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8. omgitsamandax3
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2008 6:56pm UTC
   isnt it funny when;;
   -you answer the phone in a weird voice
   when you were expecting a call from your friend,
   but it turns out to be your m a t h t e a c h e r-
   
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9. omgitsamandax3
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2008 6:52pm UTC
   isnt it funny when;;
   you get in the shower and realize you still have your socks on.?!
   
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10. omgitsamandax3
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2008 6:45pm UTC
    [Attention shoppers, tomarrow at ten a-m santa's coming to town.]
    >santa!!! i know him!<
    
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11. omgitsamandax3
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2008 6:36pm UTC
    KeepHoldingOn.
    ^ make it pretty ^ cause i dont know your favorite colors. XD
    
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12. omgitsamandax3
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2008 6:30pm UTC
    iLoveYou is an -eight.letter.word- but then again, so is >bullshit<
    
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13. omgitsamandax3
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2008 5:59pm UTC
    Knock knockk.
    Who's there?
    Britney Spears
    Britney Spears, who?
    Knock knockkk.
    Who's there?
    Oops, I did it again!
    
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14. omgitsamandax3
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2008 12:36am UTC
    sticksandstones
    may
    breakherbones,
    but words;
    canmakeher
    StarveHerself
    to deathh. </ /3
    
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15. omgitsamandax3
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2008 12:30am UTC
    throwsticks+&&;stones,
    i'll grow my bones.
    and names will
    always guide me.
    
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16. omgitsamandax3
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2008 12:25am UTC
    SheNeverSlowsDown.
    ^^ make it pretty.? =]
    
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17. omgitsamandax3
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2008 12:16am UTC
    me: something something something., on the polar express.,!
    mybestfriend: u and that song make my boners have boners:]
    me: so you feel it too.! ?
    mybestfriend: yes!
    me: I'VE BEEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENTT. <33
    justin: i think im gunna puke
    justin: that was disturbing.
    [obviousely a joke. im not into my bestfriend like that. ahaha it was a had to be there momenttt. ]
    
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