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Quotes added on Monday, December 15 2008

  1. poet4lyfee poet4lyfee
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 12:58pm UTC
    Take a bow and hear the applause
    My heart is broken and youre the cause
    I played youre games and you won
    Congradulations hope you had fun

  2. poet4lyfee poet4lyfee
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 1:01pm UTC
    Ok, so my names Jacinda, and I will NEVER learn from my mistakes. Rite now im in way over my head, I have no idea about anything that’s going on but that’s just me, if you don’t like it then too bad I Am Who I Am and your Approval isn’t needed!

  3. Edwardismyman Edwardismyman
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 1:01pm UTC
    Mother: What do you want for Christmas honey?
    Daughter: Edward Cullen!
    Mother: Well what size do they come in?
    Mothers can be so dumb sometimes!!

  4. poet4lyfee poet4lyfee
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 1:02pm UTC
    THE TRUTH IS...
    everyoneis going toHURTyou
    you just have to decide...
    WHOSWoRTHTHE PAIN

  5. heartonsleeve heartonsleeve
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 1:03pm UTC
    I need you
    Like a bullet in my h e a d

  6. ASHL3Yxo94 ASHL3Yxo94
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 1:04pm UTC
    Dear Emmett,
    when a big fat man in a red suit walks into your house
    please dont let anybody hurt him.
    It's just Santa.
    I asked for you for Christmas.
    Love,
    Me :)
    p.s. Don't hurt my boyfriend when he goes insane about it. He'll leave eventually.

  7. ColorMekalea ColorMekalea
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 1:09pm UTC
    Dont cry because its over...
    © smile because it happened©

  8. iamaguy iamaguy
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 1:10pm UTC
    love is a 4 letter word...... who ever thought that a four leter word could mean so much....... who would have ever thought that one little four letter word could crush a spirit, break a heart, destroy a sole...... and end a life............ love is a terrible word that does nothing but hurt

  9. ASHL3Yxo94 ASHL3Yxo94
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 1:14pm UTC
    Me and my girls;;
    The best of times;;
    Sisters at heart
    'Til the end of time
    We always talk;;
    We always smile;;
    We laugh at each other
    All the while
    Some people say
    We're not that tight
    Yeah, that's why we talk
    And don't sleep all night
    When things get rough
    We pull each other through
    And give them our hearts to protect
    Because that's just what best friends do.
    to all my girls. you know who you are. :)
    love,
    ME:)

  10. summahhkinns summahhkinns
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 1:16pm UTC
    friendship often ends in love;
    but love in friendship - never ... <3

  11. xoShelbyLea9xo xoShelbyLea9xo
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 1:19pm UTC
    Theres always that one person that will always have your heart you never see it coming cause your blinded from the start know that your that one for me its plain for everyone to see oh baby you will always be my boo.
    make it pretty and send it back to me and that would be great=]

  12. summahhkinns summahhkinns
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 1:20pm UTC
    love can sometimes be magic,
    but magic can sometimes just be an illusion ... <3

  13. feasha21 feasha21
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 1:27pm UTC
    & i just want u to know...
    i don't care what anyone says
    you may be cocky at times
    a lot of people think your a jerk
    & u can be too goofy sometimes
    But when im with you
    theres no where i'd rather be
    & we laugh at our inside jokes
    while my fingers play with yours ; ;
    & we may just be friends :
    & we may not be together
    But i know in my heart <3
    you are Worth the fight
    ...worth
    even worth the heart break
    that may be coming...

  14. summahhkinns summahhkinns
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 1:30pm UTC
    you will meet many people,
    but very few will you trust ... <3

  15. holisterbabex3 holisterbabex3
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 1:33pm UTC
    hmm so i decide to try one of those type with your nose things
    next second... my mom walks in my room and sees me
    " ok hunny i'll leave you alone for a while"

  16. feasha21 feasha21
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 1:35pm UTC
    sometimes the heart sees
    what is invisible to the eyes
    <3

  17. holisterbabex3 holisterbabex3
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 1:36pm UTC
    " no pleasee dont eat me, i have a wife and kids eat them"
    homer simpson

  18. ASHL3Yxo94 ASHL3Yxo94
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 1:37pm UTC
    I'm the kind of girl...
    who trips up stairs;;
    bumps into chairs;;
    walks into walls;;
    pick up my cell when that boy calls;;
    I fall in love way too easily;;
    my heart is bandaged;;
    &+ im still happy =]
    through all the damage </3

  19. holisterbabex3 holisterbabex3
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 1:39pm UTC
    " press any key to continue"
    homer- "WHERES THE ANY KEY?!"

  20. holisterbabex3 holisterbabex3
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 1:43pm UTC
    A very handsome and even more confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
    The woman notices this and cant help but ask, "Is your date running late?"
    "No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
    The woman is intrigued and asks, "A state-of-the-art watch? Whats so special about it?"
    "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
    "Whats it telling you now?"
    "Well, it says youre not wearing any panties..."
    The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"
    The man taps on the face of the watch and explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."

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