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Quotes added on Monday, December 15 2008

  1. poet4lyfee poet4lyfee
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 12:26pm UTC
    ho! ho! ho!
    how do you know santa is a guy
    well he calls you a hoe
    he comes at night
    he carrys a sack
    he has a naughty list
    and he eats everything you leave himm
    you go santa (:

  2. urmyeverything0109 urmyeverything0109
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 12:31pm UTC
    I had closed the door that entered my heart,
    A place under lockdown and in quarentine from the start.
    No thief could break in, no locksmith could pick,
    No one could open it, not with just any trick.
    I graved the key and threw it so far and so hard,
    Corrupted inside and consumed by a war.
    But then, so divine and so perfect, came down from above,
    An angel of love, someone I was so undeserving of.
    You managed, you searched and you found,
    The key to my heart and entered without making a sound.
    I opened my eyes at a distance, I see you with a shine,
    With fear inside, I've never seen someone so pretty and divine.
    How did you get in? inside a door with a powerful lock?
    Not saying a word, or bothered to knock?
    Where has this key been been for all these years?
    Then all of a sudden, it mysteriously appears.
    After all this time, I've figured it out,
    I finally know who this key is about.
    So if the day comes, that you must part,
    You'll take it with you, the key to my heart.
    Because the key has always been you,
    Something so precious, so loving and new.
    So for all that you are, I thank God above,
    For all that you've given, your kindness and love.
    Baby I give you this key, they key of my heart,
    Because I know nothing or no one can tear us apart.
    *my boyfriend wrote this for me on my birthday, I thought it was cute* <3

  3. ScreamoKiddd ScreamoKiddd
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 12:35pm UTC
    TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW!
    ( no cheating! you have to leave it the way you put it )
    add on to the list!:
    juaqcdobg - jacob
    bhyfriuytytaewdnmjktuy-brittany
    bbriittssey01q12- britsey01 (my names brittany too so i put my account name!)
    jkastyie-Katie lol close lol
    gabvbvytty-gabbyy i havee reall good skill i was off just a littleee(:
    renee~Oh yea! i had my friend do it for me ^^^^^^ this person
    franki - Franki!! lol
    alexiks-alexis! hah darn!
    tg9ip;pl;9i2q1wujh -gillian
    aZnnie- annie OMG so close!
    mde.,kizxzAZ-Melissa
    ijuernmn yu- jenny! lol dang i stink at this(:
    talia-talia and i swear to god i did not cheat
    liasznas --- Liana!
    rose -- rose! ah! idk how i did that
    zx nsdtazsia- anastasia..? i trieeedd:
    c hristine~ Christine XD <333
    jker4asnnine ~ jeannine at least the end looks good
    gvlolria - Gloria. haha
    ericvas- erica. ha ha ha wow
    catiked-catie!
    JJ - JJ oh what now lol(:
    Jennifer- jennifer. . . hey i didnt cheattt typing with ur elbows easyy!! 4 mehh ha
    keaana-Keana haha i was madd closee
    haioleuy-Hailey
    cassie--oh yeaaa i got it! ----try it with your nose next! its soo much fun!
    allk8ie-allie!
    Erin- Erin HA didnt cheat ive got pointy elbows!!
    kii9sw5t3ehb - kirsten wow not even close!!
    ikswytoi34eer -kaylee- Ha.! Thats Horriblee.!Not Even Closee Lawl. xD

  4. poet4lyfee poet4lyfee
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 12:38pm UTC
    He gave her 11 real roses and 1 fake one and said ill love you til the last one dies

  5. summahhkinns summahhkinns
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 12:39pm UTC
    sometimes... i wanna cry...
    but when i remember
    all the good moments
    that i had by your side
    i feel better...
    this reminds me that
    youve changed my whole life so...
    i miss you alot... <3

  6. poet4lyfee poet4lyfee
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 12:39pm UTC
    They were going out for quit sometime, they repeatedly borke up because he kept cheating on here. Valentines day was here once again and they were going out still, he gave her a rose and said I love you and she sneezed and said sorry im allergic to BULLSHIT

  7. summahhkinns summahhkinns
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 12:41pm UTC
    WERE EVER you WILL BE
    I WILL BE... <3

  8. conniibbz conniibbz
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 12:41pm UTC
    on a family tree how many great-grandparents do u have?
    ANSWER: 8

  9. poet4lyfee poet4lyfee
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 12:42pm UTC
    &&You just have to stand up,
    be proud, and show them
    who you are, because no
    one else can live your life
    like you can.&&

  10. summahhkinns summahhkinns
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 12:42pm UTC
    BABY YOUR ALL THAT I WANT
    WHEN YOUR LYING HERE IN MY ARMS
    IM FINDING IT HARD TO BELIVE WERE
    IN HEVEAN ... <3

  11. summahhkinns summahhkinns
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 12:46pm UTC
    to the world you may be one person
    but to one person you may be the world ... <3
    ü

  12. Edwardismyman Edwardismyman
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 12:47pm UTC
    Anyone here LOVE! Edward Cullen??

  13. summahhkinns summahhkinns
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 12:49pm UTC
    forgivness
    is such a simple word
    yet it so hard to forgive
    when you've been hurt ... <3

  14. Edwardismyman Edwardismyman
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 12:51pm UTC
    &&he whispered in her ear, 'the only way I could hurt you was by holding your hand too tight."

  15. summahhkinns summahhkinns
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 12:52pm UTC
    lush … <3

  16. Edwardismyman Edwardismyman
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 12:55pm UTC
    Don't you just love when he randomly whispers in your ear, "I loveyou."

  17. summahhkinns summahhkinns
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 12:56pm UTC
    have you ever felt like
    runing away
    just to see who
    will run after you ... <3

  18. poet4lyfee poet4lyfee
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 12:56pm UTC
    She’s got a smile on her face
    And a fu*k you attitude
    Because from today on
    She’s living life for Herself
    i kno its kinda cheeziee but i liked it

  19. ColorMekalea ColorMekalea
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 12:57pm UTC
    People arent...
    afraid to say [i love you]
    they're afraid of the other
    person's response. <|3

  20. ASHL3Yxo94 ASHL3Yxo94
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 12:58pm UTC
    some people say
    why live forever, everybody you love will die.
    :::i just reply:::
    EMMETT CULLEN!
    DUHHH!

:)

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