holisterbabex3

holisterbabex3
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December 20, 2008 12:05pm UTC

have you ever wondered whyyy
we say, "thats corny"
but the actually meaning of corny
has >nothing< to do with corn

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holisterbabex3
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December 19, 2008 3:36pm UTC

youll be the prince and ill be the princess
its a love story baby just say yes.

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holisterbabex3
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December 16, 2008 6:32pm UTC

Never mind what haters say
ignore them till they
> fade away <

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December 15, 2008 1:43pm UTC

A very handsome and even more confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and cant help but ask, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The woman is intrigued and asks, "A state-of-the-art watch? Whats so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"Whats it telling you now?"
"Well, it says youre not wearing any panties..."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"
The man taps on the face of the watch and explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."

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holisterbabex3
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December 15, 2008 1:39pm UTC

" press any key to continue"
homer- "WHERES THE ANY KEY?!"

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holisterbabex3
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December 15, 2008 1:36pm UTC

" no pleasee dont eat me, i have a wife and kids eat them"
homer simpson

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holisterbabex3
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December 15, 2008 1:33pm UTC

hmm so i decide to try one of those type with your nose things
next second... my mom walks in my room and sees me
" ok hunny i'll leave you alone for a while"

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