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Quotes added on Friday, August 22 2008

  1. KATiExx10 KATiExx10
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2008 10:03am UTC
    eattingg . . . |[breakfast . lunch . or . dinner]||[if youre smart:: youll know which]|* change colours if you likee ¢¾

  2. I_less_than_3_you I_less_than_3_you
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2008 10:08am UTC
    There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.If you told a lie it would suck you in.One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirrorand said, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world" and it sucked her in.The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to themirror and said, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world"and it sucked her in.Then the day after a blonde walked into the bar. She went up to the mirror and said, "I think..." and it sucked her in.

  3. I_less_than_3_you I_less_than_3_you
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2008 10:11am UTC
    Q: What do you call an eternity?A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

  4. kayjrobb00x kayjrobb00x
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2008 10:13am UTC
    everything ---> i need is right here by my side.

  5. I_less_than_3_you I_less_than_3_you
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2008 10:14am UTC
    A blonde went to buy a pizza andafter ordering, the assistant askedthe blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve."Six please," she said."I could never eat twelve!"

  6. xJLCx333 xJLCx333
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2008 10:15am UTC
    ╔══╗♫║██║║(o) ♥♫Music is Life♫╚══╝ ^^^don't take! credit<3

  7. LovelyLeahxGymnast LovelyLeahxGymnast
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2008 10:16am UTC
    Text Me _______| = | | _____ | Phone Number Here||_____|| | | | 1 2 3 | | 4 5 6 | | 7 8 9 | | * 0 # | |_______|

  8. LovelyLeahxGymnast LovelyLeahxGymnast
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2008 10:17am UTC
    gymnastics Be Back Later

  9. marylizard71 marylizard71
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2008 10:19am UTC
    best friends dont try to hurt you they try to help best friendsare there to see you shinenot to see you fallbest friendssee past your problemsnot point them outbest friendsare almost the samenot totally differentbest friendscare about younot diss you n laugh when your hurt best friends dont purpousfully hurt you and apologise when theyACCIEDENTALLY dobut most of all best friends dont try to destroy youthey love you

  10. LovelyLeahxGymnast LovelyLeahxGymnast
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2008 10:20am UTC
    The more you dream, thef a r t h e r you get.

  11. LovelyLeahxGymnast LovelyLeahxGymnast
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2008 10:21am UTC
    =n=n=n=n=n=n=n=n=n=n=n=n

  12. LovelyLeahxGymnast LovelyLeahxGymnast
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2008 10:22am UTC
    $Jonas Brothers$

  13. soccerhottie7 soccerhottie7
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2008 10:22am UTC
    true meanings of some words....haha--its was sort of funnylol--it was not that funnyjk--im not kiddingidk--i know, but im not gonna tell youidc--i really do carettyl--text me right awaybrb--ill run back to talkbbl--ill be back as soon as i can^^these are true...

  14. I_less_than_3_you I_less_than_3_you
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2008 10:23am UTC
    A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled herover.The policeman walkes up to the blonde and says "Excuse me, could Iplease see your driving license and registration?"The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says, "I wish you guyswould get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

  15. LovelyLeahxGymnast LovelyLeahxGymnast
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2008 10:23am UTC
    E|||||||||||||||||| E|||||||||||||||||| E||||||||||||||||| He's the Beat of my heartE|||||||||||||||||| E||||||||||||||||||| E||||||||||||||||||

  16. LovelyLeahxGymnast LovelyLeahxGymnast
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2008 10:25am UTC
    ©© © © © ©© © © © ©© © © © ©© © © © ©© © © © ©© © © (change color)

  17. LovelyLeahxGymnast LovelyLeahxGymnast
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2008 10:28am UTC
    STAND UP, be proud, & never let any one bring you down

  18. LovelyLeahxGymnast LovelyLeahxGymnast
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2008 10:31am UTC
    SOWE'REALITTLECRAZY ©BUT THATS JUST HOW WE ROLL

  19. bellasoccer14 bellasoccer14
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2008 10:33am UTC
    &+ when i look backon all the laughs and smiles,on all the hugs and kisses,on all the days and nights,i can't remember why i ever let you go.

  20. LovelyLeahxGymnast LovelyLeahxGymnast
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2008 10:34am UTC
    ♫music makes me happy♫[credit]

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