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There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror
and said, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world" and it
sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the
mirror and said, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world"
and it sucked her in.

Then the day after a blonde walked into the bar. She went up to the
mirror and said, "I think..." and it sucked her in.

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