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  1. RockyTheRaccoon RockyTheRaccoon
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 10:39pm UTC
    Guy I like:
    Cool
    Guy I don't like:
    Good morning beautiful, how'd you sleep? :)

  2. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 8:19am UTC
    If someday we all go to prison for downloading music,
    I just hope they split us by the music genre!

  3. xNicoleLovex72 xNicoleLovex72
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    Always be positive.
    *trips down stairs* Man, I got down those stairs fast!
    ©kaykayy04

  4. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 12:27pm UTC
    I think you're beautiful. I love you.
    No. Shut up. You made me die on temple run.

  5. like2balive1234 like2balive1234
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    my mom thinks my friends are bad influences.
    but honestly, i'm usually the one coming up with the ideas.

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    How I see dogs:
    Beagle, German Shepherd, Poodle, Maltese, Labradore.
    How I see cats:
    cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.
    follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365
    format by ThatsSoMeee :)

  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 2:40am UTC
    opposites attract.
    that's why it sucks to be as hot as I am (;

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 2:50am UTC
    i had a really hot dream about you last night!
    oh really? i had one about you too babe (;
    in my dream i lit your pants on fire!
    ....
    not my quote
    format belongs to blackbutterflies (:
    format belongs to blackbutterflies ;)

  10. ispeakonlytruth ispeakonlytruth
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    K
    Every kiss begins with K ;)
    Too bad ugly begins with U.
    ....
    nmf.

  11. kravutskea kravutskea
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    Seeing a spider
    isn't a problem.
    It becomes a problem
    when it disappears

  12. Tortoises Tortoises
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    1912:
    The Titanic Sunk.
    2012:
    a cruise ship sunk
    How totally coincedental.
    -Freaky-

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    ➫ ⇡ ➶ ↴
    I'm never sure
    What to do with my e y e s when I'm at the dentist.
    Do I close them?
    Do I stare at his face?
    Do I look at the ceiling?
    What's the proper etiquette here?
    jimmy365:)
    nmq/ ^my format:)

  14. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    Fave if you actually had a good
    Friday the 13th. ♥

  15. lashaay lashaay
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 7:14pm UTC
    today he asked me out♥
    hahah! jk! i am going to be that woman who grows old alone with 50 billion cats.

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 6:29pm UTC
    some days ,
    I shut myself off from everything & everyone.
    because i'm scared i'll get hurt.

  17. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 12:16pm UTC
    I really hate when
    all my friends look gorgeous and i'm just.. there.

  18. blondieeex3 blondieeex3
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 6:08pm UTC
    i come from a town;
    where a traffic jam, is 4 cars stuck behind a tractor

  19. NONE* NONE*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    ::Teacher leaves durring a test::
    Elementry: ::Scilence::
    Middle School: ::Wispers:: Does anybody have any gum?
    HighSchool: ::Yells:: WHATS THE ANSWER TO NUMBER THREE?!
    nmq

  20. kawaiibitchh kawaiibitchh
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 8:20pm UTC
    Family member - So what are your plans?
    Me - Sleeping and eating.
    Family Member - I mean for tomorr-.
    Me - Sleeping and eating.
    Family Member - And for the fut-..?
    Me - Sleeping.
    Family member - And when you grow u-..?
    Me - Eating.

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