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BravoSierra
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February 17, 2012 10:29am UTC

credittofucker
Ugly is such a strong word.
I prefer "attractivley disabled".

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 9:44am UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Am I the only one
Who will spend 20 minutes trying to get my messy bun perfect?

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 2:53pm UTC

Hold your cursor over this quote
if your name is Brianna.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 1:09pm UTC

"Wow you're cool."
fav if you just read that in a sarcastic voice ッ

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 10:34pm UTC

I like the people who can keep
the conversation going,
no matter how random the topics get.
tumblr/ format by jimmy365

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 10:55pm UTC

Realizing how weird you
are and wondering how you even have friends

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lexxbabeex9
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 11:54pm UTC

Dear the Vow,
Thanks, now my expectations of guys went up even higher.
Sincerly, every girl.

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tylerr
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 1:20am UTC

i wasn't even ready to say goodbye.

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toria_skax
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 11:24pm UTC

If there was an award for laziness,
I'd probably send someone to pick it up for me.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 4:48pm UTC

T H A T G L O R I O U S M O M E N T
WHE N
yOU'RE CUTTING RAPPING PAPER AND YOUR SCISSORS BEGIN TO
g L I D E

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mikflurry84
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 5:31pm UTC

The, biggest turn on
is when a guy apologizes
even if he doesn't know what he did wrong

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mikflurry84
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 9:20pm UTC

Getting a text and not
responding right away
so it doesn't look like you have no life ♥

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twilightgirl995
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 4:27pm UTC

Putting on jeans:
Right leg, left leg, wiggle, jump, DONE.

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hannahlovesxox
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 4:50pm UTC

fave if you wear makeup
comment if you dont.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 3:04pm UTC

valentines day is so fake.
if you love someone, you'll treat them special every day, not once out of 365 days.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 3:24pm UTC

Dear Ceiling Fan,
if you could hold my weight, i'd never be bored again.

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 1:36pm UTC

I wasn't texting you to excersize my fingers, I wanted a reply

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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FallingApart_
posted a quote
February 3, 2012 6:39pm UTC

If you tickle me,
I'm not responsible for your injuries.

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 10:12pm UTC

my dad: going to the mall on Friday nights is
dangerous!
me: you know what's funny? you send me to
school everyday & you think I'm actually safe
there.

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